It Ain't a Crime

Artist: House of Pain Album: Same as it Ever Was Song: It Ain't a Crime EVERLAST: Johnny was a bad boy, he was juvenile delinquent He had his picture on the wall of every precinct He had a rep of hanging out with his homies Puffin on the blunts and sippin on the forties But when he spoke, nobody would listen And when he was home, yo, his parents they would diss him They called him a bum a worthless piece of shit, so over this he had a fit And now he grabs his bag and heads for the door And walks to the neighborhood liquor store Pulls out a gun tells the old man "Hit the floor!" Then breaks open the register drawer Pulls out the money stuffs it in his pocket Points his pistol then he starts to cock it The man panics and gun goes off Stupid old fool made Johnny blow his head off But he don't care cause Johnny was thought It ain't a crime if you don't get caught Chorus: It ain't a crime if you don't get caught (repeat 3X) That's how it is homie like it or not Now coming out store Johnny shot two Haisidic Jews And when he got home his face was on the news His mom freaked out told him get the fuck out That when the pigs rolls up, so yo he ducked out He hit the backdoor like his name was Carl Lewis Skipped to the payphone to find out where his crew is He called up his homeboy Jose, "Word up!" "Can I come over my man?", he said, "No way A cop was here he was looking all over for you But I told the pig that I didn't know you" He said, "Cool meet me up at the school I need a ride cause I'm wanted for homicide" Johnny got a gun and now he's on the run But he don't care to him this shits fun Now that he's an outlaw sorta like Robin Hood The hard rock hero of the whole neighborhood If they catch him he'll wind up in court But it ain't a crime if you don't get caught Chorus New Chorus: It ain't a crime if you don't get caught It ain't a sale if it don't get bought It ain't a show if I don't get paid She ain't a hoe if you don't get laid