I Have Arrived

[Intro] Yo I just want everybody to know where I'm coming from It's like all this new shit All this new rap Not me Huh, check [Verse 1] I've waited long enough, my career's been tough Watching other bad rappers put out their shitty stuff Everybody sounds the same and that's straight facts Like these cats should be wearing Big and 2Pac masks But now I've arrived, I'm down to det this Hot Karl drops lines like a game of Tetris And I'm still not famous cause the industry is shitty And I'd rather die than ever sound like Chingy (right thurr) I'm a rapper who's harmless but still regardless I'm quick to block you down: hip-hop's Ben Wallace Let's make it old school, it's all worth a try To go back in time like we're Marty McFly, let's go [Hook] Back in the days Back in the days Back in the days We would have fun Whatever happened to the fun we used to have? The way we used to laugh These kids don't know the half Whatever happened to the way it all began? It's time to take a stand That's Hot Karl's plan [Verse 2] I assume that most rappers probably can't stand me Because I drop knowledge while they read like Dex Manley I'm rap's Andy Kaufman with lyrics that I'm droppin' While other rappers spit but it's just considered talkin' I'm more Schoolly D with a pinch of Biz Markie A dash of Daddy Kane while I'm kool like Moe Dee Y'all can catch me in the Taurus driving through Hollywood I'm walking into clubs throwing 'bows like Robin Hood I don't own a gun and I'm not one to fight But I'll leave your body red like you're in The White Stripes So y'all better practice and say your fucking prayers While I get more checks than a blind hockey player [Hook] [Interlude] I Have Arrived Fuckers! [Verse 3] I'm too obnoxious to be called conscious My team's all in a van, I'm the white B.A. Baracas The industry will follow fads 'til it all fails And people fake beef just to stir up their sales And new rappers wearing ice doesn't make sense You know that their advance can hardly pay the rent This can't be the way that music was envisioned Clay Aiken goes platinum but Slick Rick's in prison? (bullshit!) Dear God, we could use some help Make good artists sell, let's start with myself Because if this bricks, then I'm out of the scene And y'all can come get a latte when I work at Coffee Bean [Hook] [Outro] That's right, heheh Guess who landed? Motherfuckers, I arrived Y'all know what era I'm 'a take it back to It's all fun and games again, heh Take it personal? You look like a vagina Nobody wants to look like a vagina Heheheh... stupid fuckers Heheh... Hot Karl