Butterface

[Intro skit] [Ali] Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo Jensen, man! [Karl] What up, Ab? [Ali] Yo, what's up with that blazing body chick I seen you with last night? [Karl] Oh, the one with the cha-chas and the ass? [Ali] The one with ch-ch-ch-ch-cha-chas and the ass! [Karl] Yo, I couldn't do it [Ali] What's the deal? [Karl] I... at 2 AM, the lights come on... [Ali] Aww man, I thought you left with her! [Karl] Naw, she was butterface [Ali] What's a butterface? [Karl] She was hot... but her face! [Ali] Ohhhh...! [Verse One: Ali Abnormal] Here's a little story that needs to be heard About banging body birds with a face like turd Who look good from far but look far from good Butterface worldwide in any neck of the woods Situations like this is understood to be deceptive Make sure to look at the grill to be protective Caught a bad case one night around the rest Seen this bitty stacked, strutting with a tight dress Nicely curved thighs and symmetrical breasts But a face like Colin Powell perched in a owl's nest Standing far from the car, thought she had a plush ass Til she got close and flashed handlebar mustache! She looked like Bea Arthur mixed with a sea otter Resulting from a hooker mom and a queer father Never should have said yes, accepted any offer Butterface bitch! [Hook: Hot Karl with Ali Abnormal] What a case of the butterface! {What's that?} It's when the body looks smash But the face is trash {Ugly ladies!} Fuck around and get rabies Body be to lick Face look like shit What a case of the butterface! {What's that?} It's when the body looks smash But the face is trash {Ugly ladies!} Fuck around and get rabies Body be to lick Face look like shit [Verse Two: Hot Karl] BLEEEAGH! That kind of shit makes me ill Girl with a banging body but a George Foreman grill Everybody knows a ho who probably done caught a case Tits and ass out the game but with a German Shepard face Man this one time, I approached one from behind She turned around and talked and I'm like "mmm... nevermind" She might have a tight ass and some huge boobies (okay) But turn the lights on and she's like Sloth from Goonies (HEY YOU GUUUYS) Please have your body tell your face to catch up And don't forget a ski mask if you decide to dress up You're pretty in the middle so you might get sexed up But you look like Macy Gray straight from the neck up Yeah, she's cool at night but then you get her in some light She's like Madeleine Albright after a Mike Tyson fight (ching!) Sure your body's alright but ugly's not my taste Yeah I'd probably fuck her... but her face [Hook Two] What a case of the butterface! {What's that?} It's when the body looks smash But the face is trash {Ugly ladies!} Fuck around and get rabies Body be to lick Face look like shit What a case of the butterface! {What's that?} It's when the body looks smash But the face is trash {Ugly ladies!} Fuck around and get rabies Body be to lick Face look like shit Butterface B-b-b-b-b-b-butterface Ooooooh, butterface, butterface [Verse Three] [Karl] I knew this butter named Carrie, situation scary Body like heaven, sideburns like Luke Perry [Ali] Well, this other chick named Penelope, face like a felony Yellow teeth, in between each a piece of celery [Karl] Don't forget Britney, nineteen but looked sixty I'd feel the brush from her unibrow so she was history [Ali] S-s-s-s-syphilisly sickly Stacey was never hot Fire crotch, fire crotch, with a nose like Ed Koch [Karl] Want examples of a butterface? RuPaul is prime [Ali] RuPaul's a guy! [Karl] Aww, fuck that, nevermind! [Ali] Yo Karl, remember Vera? We couldn't stand near her! She smelled like crap and plus her face cracked mirrors Goofy looking broads, stand out like Mr. Ed [Karl] Flappin' they yaps without a word never said [Ali] Ferocious halitosis, breath smells cheddar bread [Karl] I gotta say these butterfaces been giving better head [Hook Three] Chronic case of the butterface! {What's that?} It's when the body looks smash But the face is trash {Ugly ladies!} Fuck around and get rabies Body be to lick Face look like shit What a case of the butterface! {What's that?} It's when the body looks smash But the face is trash {Ugly ladies!} Fuck around and get rabies Body be to lick Face look like shit [Outro: Hot Karl with Ali Abnormal] Yo.. Tori Spelling is a {butterface} Courtney Love... {butterface} Brandi... {kinda butterface} Sarah Jessica Parker... {super butterface} Chick from "American Pie"... {butterface} Your girlfriend is {b-b-b-butterface} Lisa Marie Presley... {fuck her face} Sorry, Mya... {you're a butterface} Streisand... {classic butterface} Angela Bassett... {tough butterface} Serena Williams... {butterface} Madonna... {recently a butterface}