Back/Forth

[Verse 1: Hot Karl] This ain't no R&B shit (uh-uh) No smooth talk Ronnie Romance tip (nope) I'm playing these chicks with a purpose Like "thanks a lot for your service" (thank you!) Once I bust these kids The door will hit you where adults don't fit You were quick to bust some brains Till you found out you was getting played (oh-ho-ho) I don't even know what nice is While you yappin' about some crisis (yapyapyapyap) About your day at work I'm zoned out thinking 'bout another skirt Back/forth, any day You ain't got a man, I'm not Positive K (I got a man!) I'm more like Zack Morris Playing Bayside, here's the chorus [Hook] [Hot Karl] Back/forth, see/saw Come on baby, take it raw You can't make it any more That's the point, I'm out the door [Woman] Back/forth, see/saw Come on dude, I like it raw I could take a little more But once I'm done, I'm out the door [Verse 2: Hot Karl] Girl, you wanna sit and talk (aww) I just wanna bust and walk (UHH) I'm done, that's all I need That tactic's just like Charlie Sheen (yep) Hit (hit), quit (quit), save the lip For some Kim Cattrall shit Right when she thinks that I'm a pro She's like, "where the fuck did Karl go?" Out the door, I'm gone, whore I got what I came for You sayin' you wanna spoon Save that shit for Dream and Loon (whoops) You got the wrong dude Not dental, just plain rude One shot, that's all she wrote Broken off, I'm out like Rob Lowe [Hook] [Hot Karl] Now Back/forth, see/saw Come on baby, take it raw You can't make it any more That's the point, I'm out the door [Woman] Back/forth, see/saw Come on dude, I like it raw I could take a little more But once I'm done, I'm out the door [Hot Karl - spoken] Aww yeah, girl, I'm the man, yeah... Wait a minute! Is that my ex-girlfriend Boobie Poquito? Does she have a mic in her hand? [Verse 3: Boobie Poquito with Hot Karl interjections] Karl ain't got the magic stick {what?} There's no reason to talk shit {wait a minute} You? Split? What's that about? You ain't iceberg, you look like Milhouse {aww} You're telling me to swallow your kids I'm about to drop you like Interscope did {I actually left} You ain't LL with a six-pack You couldn't find my G-spot if you had a map {not true} I didn't like you inside I wouldn't even play you in NBA Live {low blow} But you might get a booty call If I'm horny in the middle of the night, baby doll {alright} Tell you what you want to hear {yeah?} Yell "It's great", whisper in your ear {okay} "Ooh, come on H.K., hard kore" {yeah!} Whoops, I'm done, now find the door {aaaaahhh!} [Hook] [Woman] Back/forth, see/saw Come on dude, I like it raw I could take a little more But once I'm done, I'm out the door [Hot Karl] Back/forth, see/saw Come on baby, take it raw You can't make it any more That's the point, I'm out the door [Outro - spoken] [Boobie Poquito] Hehehehehe! At least I got to tell everybody what it's really like in bed with you! [Hot Karl] On my debut album? I have a reputation, Boobie! [Boobie Poquito] Yeah, but you have NO GAME! [Hot Karl] I know, you said that already [Boobie Poquito] You can't even play Mario Kart! [Hot Karl] Aww, you're hitting me when I'm down now. Come on [Boobie Poquito] Seriously though, he was done and I hadn't even pulled my vagina out yet! UHH! [Hot Karl] Come on, at least I'm good looking, though... [Boobie Poquito] You're gross [Hot Karl] Oh [Boobie Poquito] A rapper with no game? Good luck, buddy! [Hot Karl] Thanks