Stingy Dick

[Verse 1: Julius] Now when I throw my dick, it's always on target In other words baby, not errybody can catch it Yo, I'm an investor, my dick is stock Better make my stock rise, don't worry about my investment Slob on my knob, my knob is a snob My dick stay stuck up, bitch wait, shut up Even if she's ballin', I'm playing the field I still walk pass that land mine, pimp game, nigga Listen, when it comes to them sluts, I be selective Not a single one of these cunts give me erection But never get it twisted, my dick is the president of pimpin' And I think that it's up for re-election (Fuck, gimme a second) It's true, and the fact my girl's look is nuts, get two in the sack But if she wanna see me at nights like Keith Olbermann Fuck up-to-par, she better be over it [Hook: Julius] I got that stingy dick, I got that stingy dick I wouldn't touch it with a pole, on some ten feet shit Fuck a nickel, fuck a dime, I need a 10-piece chick Better be fly if I hit the chick I got that, got that, got that stingy dick I got that, got that, got that stingy dick I got that, got that, I got that stingy dick I don't walk around fuckin' any chicken [Verse 2: Demetrius] Okay, most niggas think all thick broads are bad Even if the bitch looks like Rick Ross in drag But not me, I don't care if this broad got ass I'll stiff arm her fast, leave her pissed off and mad I got that, got that stingy dick; I got that, got that stingy dick My bitch is skinny thick, that's slim with plenty of hips A 50 cent piece, pretty shit, ya got that? Could care less what the bitch size is Long as the bitch sexy as Skin Diamond Y'all niggas might catch me sexin' it from behind When I grind it, call it the 'naked Heimlich' This is how I rate a bad chick You can't just have a pretty face then that's it I'll look a bad bitch in her green eyes and tell her Her feet ain't pretty, so you ain't a bad bitch [Hook] [Verse 3: Dice] Aight, hold up nigga You ain't trynna go and hit that ho up, nigga? (Naw I'm good) You better pour up nigga Then I guarantee you, you gon' hit that ho up nigga (Man, I'm straight) [Verse 4: Kenny] You better hit that stripper You mean to tell me you ain't trynna hit that, nigga? (Hell naw) Man I don't get that nigga Old high-standard-having-stingy-dick ass nigga [Hook]