Crippled By Pizza (Pizzarrhea In The Pizzeria)

I'm crippled by a simple decision And possibly gifted by a vision I've made my choice- I'll stand by I'll take one more bite then lay down and die …And that one treasure Thick golden crust and a layer of cheese I'll face the consequences OF MY UNQUENCHABLE NEED! I'm crippled. I'm crippled I'm crippled by pizza I'm crippled. I'm crippled And I can't go on I CAN'T RESIST SO I PERSIST IN THIS So delicious, pizza's powerful taste I seek, strike and consume it every day It's shattered my colon and made me too fat to breathe I'M CRIPPLED! I'M CRIPPLED! I'M CRIPPLED BY EACH SLICE! SLICE! SLICE! I'M CRIPPLED! I'M CRIPPLED! I'M CRIPPLED AND I CAN'T GO ON! I'M CRIPPLED! I'M CRIPPLED! I'M CRIPPLED BY EACH SLICE! SLICE! SLICE! I'M CRIPPLED! I'M CRIPPLED! I'M CRIPPLED AND I CAN'T GO ON! My hunger, it hurts me Just to turn around and flirt with me Each slice a paradise But in the end I'm twice the size I've made a choice that I'll stand by I'll take one more bite then I'll lay down and die PIZZA! PIZZA! I WANT PIZZA! JUST GIVE ME SOME FUCKING PIZZA! "It's a pizza party!"