She

[Solo] You know the type, she light up a room like sunshine That special kind of divine creature, she leave you tongue tied Imagination running wild Till I'm wishing I could just go up and hit her with some one liner Like, excuse me miss but would you like to be alone together? I got some ways that I would like to get to know you better And I was hoping that we could just secretly elope But don't know how to approach you so I wrote you this open letter And this isn't smooth talk girl, I'm no pretender You got me watching you like I was front row and centre And look, I know I'm ugly as sin But that ain't gonna stop me from getting under your skin Don't get it twisted, never been a womaniser More like Orlando carving poetry on trees for Rosalind I'm tryna think of what I've got to offer And it's true I don't have much, but you can have all of mine I've got a lovely smile, would you like to see it? Don't bring it out too much cause these parts ain't too scenic But I'll throw one your way if you're down to catch it Matter of fact, I'd like to put one on your face just to match it And when it's all too much, I could lift you up Girl, me and you, we could be untouchable We could hide away, stay inside all day You and me, a DVD and some comfort food But the chances of me actually spitting game at a She Is something like slim to none, so I'm back to square one So I'mma sit and stare, just admire from afar As the She's of the world shine brights like stars When she walk down the street, she get the birds singing like... [Hook] It's the way she moves, it's the way she speaks It's the way one smile sweep me off of my feet From the blondes to the brunettes, the Bs to the double Ds "Infatuated with the many, many styles of She" And it's the way she laughs, it's the way she cries You know she look so good up on that pedestal right? All shapes and sizes, they all prizes to me "Infatuated with the many, many styles of She" [Solo] She's everywhere, in the street, on the train On the bus, at the movies, at your job or lectures at Uni (Sydney Uni man) You probably find her at the beach or pub locally But she can be found in every country overseas Some dedicate their lives to tryna undress her Empires rise and fall in efforts to impress her She'll probably be the death of me too cause truth is that Trigger happy Cupid got me acting pretty stupid You see, I've been struggling ever since I made the discovery That every day's a tug between my head, my heart and that other thing The misadventures of an eligible bachelor Roaming the city's streets taking on any challengers I'd give my kingdom for a horse whisper from her lips And I wanna know the story of the swing of her hips From her mind, to her body, to her facial features No question, the most precious of nature's creatures See I been looking for somebody for my passenger seat And you might be the best thing that never happens to me So come and meet me at the bar later And I'mma get to know a brand new She, heartbreaker like {*Interlude*} Hey, how you doing? (Hi) You know, if I told you you had a fine body Would you hold it against me? (Haha, cool baby) Come on, don't be like that Look, I play in a band, you should come check us out sometime (Yeah right, what's your band called?) We're called Horrorshow (Horrorshow? Is that like a Metal band?) [Hook] [Solo impersonating Sean Kingston] You're a beautiful girl, that's why it'll never work You'll have me suicidal, suicidal when you say it's over Damn all these beautiful girls, they only wanna do you dirt They'll have you suicidal, suicidal when they say it's over