Texas Funeral

[Verse 1] My son is waiting on me And he ain't a patient man Go and get the sheriff Tell him anything you can (Just get him here) [Verse 2] Burned myself on this cast iron panhandle Long before you came Love was never the subject (Couldn't talk about my mother to him) [Verse 3] Remember seeing Shirley in the oil fountain? What a woman dancing! I just wanted a happy ending (For your little sister wherever she is) [Chorus] Don’t be so sad just cause you lost to your old man Man, man, man, cause none of this is gonna happen To me, none of this is gonna happen to None of this is gonna happen to me None of this is gonna happen to me Within my lifetime [Instrumental] [Verse 4] Aren't you sick to death of the word inheritance? It's with your great grandparents You've inherited the wind, fool I hope you enjoy it I hope you enjoy it [Verse 5] But I'm going out flipping the bird to California-- Keep your melting stars! I followed all the rules I wasn't the one who turned the screw so hard [Chorus] We have a great wanting in common Common, common But none of this is gonna happen to me None of this is gonna happen to me None of this is gonna happen to me Within my lifetime [Outro] None of this is gonna happen to me None of this is gonna happen to me None of this is gonna happen to me Within my lifetime