Are U Having Any Fun?

[Intro: Hoodie Allen and Meghan Tonjes] Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh Yeah, are you having any fun, fun f-fun, fun? (Whoa) Are you having any fun? (Are you having any fun?) [Verse 1: Hoodie Allen] Check it, yo, if you ain't having fun, whatchu do it for? Quit your job, leave your wife, tell your kids you went on tour You went out to get them snacks, ice cream and some chocolate fudge You the one they love, so if you disappear, they'll hold a grudge Showing up at graduation, telling them you're proud they made it Then it's back to your vacation, bumping Californication In your station wagon that you borrowed from your older neighbors Left a note that you would take it (You kids get back here!) Living life without responsibility, sorta sounds a deal to me Changed my name to cavity cause everybody filling me Heard some people say I ain't a real emcee Might become a chef the way these motherfuckers grilling me Meanwhile I got every Will Smith CD And the first two seasons of Felicity Rapping's like a gift to me Literally I hit em with the Pun like, 'Yeah Baby Baby' Are you having any fun? [Chorus: Hoodie Allen and Meghan Tonjes] Fun, fun, fun (Are you having fun?) Are you having any fun? Fun, fun, fun Girl, we can have fun right under the sun, drinking all day, anything you want Are you having any fun? Fun, fun, fun (Hey) I could be the one you really wanted Could've had it all, but then you lost it (Oh) [Verse 2: Hoodie Allen] Yeah, first of the month comes, I ain't excited for it Baby diapers, baby Jordans, you know I'm providing for it Know I said I had a baby, baby, but that's premature No one's pregnant yet, but they might be once they hear this verse My life's a movie, imma be the one who's casting it Get so many girls, it'd be an action flick Might upset the pacifists, but fact is I am really quite compassionate Like when it comes to smoking blunts, you know I'm always ashin' it Plus, I'm killing it with older women like The Graduate I could see you in my future, girl, could you imagine it? You the type to type a lot and call yourself an activist I'm the type to overthink it all, I'm such an analyst Everyone agrees, you so attractive, it's unanimous I'll do anything you want, babe, except abstinence Take a yoga class and shit, maybe buy you brunch The truth is it don't really matter much cause we having so much fun [Chorus: Hoodie Allen and Meghan Tonjes] Fun, fun, fun (Hey) Are you having any fun? (Are you having any fun?) Fun, fun, fun Girl, we can have fun right under the sun, drinking all day, anything you want Are you having any fun? Fun, fun, fun I could be the one you really wanted Could've had it all, but then you lost it (I could be the one) I could be the one you really wanted Could've had it all, but then you lost it (I could be the one) I could be the one you really wanted Could've had it all, but then you lost it (Oh)