I-Tunes Song

[Hook] If you like to visit I-Tunes, I invite you to try my tunes I'll entice you, I'll excite you, I'll ignite you, I'll insight you I'm just like you, you're just like me You not liking me's unlikely So I'm asking you politely Buy my MP3's or bite me [Verse One] Boy Sand is now on I-Tunes I don't only write rhymes I write haikus First album, hotter than Beirut And that's just a prelude I don't play fool but dude I paid dues Sellin' my tunes to you is how I choose to pay for food So pull out your pesos and pay soon Join a movement, it's all for one like April Fools Think about that last line I'm good for makin' hits like national past times If you don't think that 'Boy Sandman is mad nice You don't care about the advancement of mankind People always ask, "Man, how you come off? And how could Jimmy Crack Corn pull his mask off?" I tell 'em, "Buy the I-Tunes, very low cost Then maybe we'll talk." Beeeotch [Hook] If you like to visit I-Tunes, I invite you to try my tunes I'll entice you, I'll excite you, I'll ignite you, I'll insight you I'm just like you, you're just like me You not liking me's unlikely So I'm asking you politely Buy my MP3's or bite me [Verse Two] Yeah Download the software Click on the icon it be right there It's not too pricey, it's like breathin' a breath of fresh air Find where it says, 'Buy Now' and press there You'll find my CD so manly, you'll grow some chest hair You know how movies are must sees? Well, here's a must hear (That's not even a verse) The beat goes on The boy Delacroix when you're back and forth like Ponce de Leon If you've had enough of these rancid rogues Flaccid flows Better get your seat belt fastened bro Exception of my Reebok Classics, this is not a fashion show Kick your racket like McEnroe Thundercats, Thundercats, Thundercats (HO!) I don't fuck with MC's unless they sound unique Cause anybody can repeat even parakeets Run up on your malady with a panacea Run up on ya like The Pirates Of The Caribbean All up in your cavity, very cavalier Drop a seed like Captain Planet and The Planeteers Chicks become a fan of me, get a fatter rear Like every Russian family's got a Vladamir Yep [Hook] If you like to visit I-Tunes, I invite you to try my tunes I'll entice you, I'll excite you, I'll ignite you, I'll incite you I'm just like you, you're just like me You not liking me's unlikely So I'm asking you politely Buy my MP3's or bite me [Verse Three] 2 Hungry Bros. got beats for days And I raise a black fist even though it's really beige These chicks got mo' kicks than Crazy 88's That's a fresh set update I don't fret, I'll be unafraid Unfazed Hoppin' in the fray In the middle of the melee and I'm screamin' 'mayday' I'm in the middle of my heyday when I'm on my A games Like the middle of a Hurricane except there ain't no +A Bay Bay+ Lately, pretty ladies Line up at your man's gate just to pull a baby Instead of just sayin' "Hey" they wanna stay late They want the mayonnaise Array of profane phrases in my mainframe So many irate tirades within my right brain Set aside your full stereotypes, your rules don't apply to me (Here it is, we go) One more time [Hook] If you like to visit I-Tunes, I invite you to try my tunes I'll entice you, I'll excite you, I'll ignite you, I'll insight you I'm just like you, you're just like me You not liking me's unlikely So I'm asking you politely Buy my MP3's or bite me