Couple Bars (Honey, Sugar, Darling, Sweetie, Baby, Boo)

(Talking) Yo why you ain't return my text message yo? Why don't you stop being such a ice queen You supposed to be sweet to me... I'm getting texts, I'm like "Oh is that her? Oh it's not her Oh is that her? Oh it's not her" Shit is... Four days with this shit... Tryin to concentrate I had a dream about you It was bugged, soon as I woke I wrote it out So I could roll it out before you like a red carpet Not a carpet colored red, a carpet made out of the color itself Every strand was wove by summer itself Lemme be as helpful to you as Santa's elf I'm rocking wedding bells, a wedding ring in my utility belt I ain't tryna gas you, know you ain't tryna belch I'll make waffles that are Belgian, do my bestest for your breakfast in bed Breathe my breath upon your breasteses and legs Baby run for prez, I'll vote I'm fearless from the feelings you evoke Okey dokey you can open up my nose I'll never put you second for a second, you're no Robinson Cano I don't know if you're into sports but I am hoping so I noticed you're a glowing indigo It would be an honor just to roll with you, let's make the honor roll I'll run atop a rainbow and I'll snatch a pot of gold I'll dump the gold and use the pot to make you platanos I won't even pot a rose for you, I'll pot a grove I ain't even got a home for you, I got a globe Solar system doesn't even got a lot of those I'm your prince, princess you ain't gotta kiss a lotta toads Genuine article, wish I was your articles of clothes Just a particle of cotton on your cones That'd be the most wonderful destiny ever Only possibility possibly better than being a stitch on your sweater Is being human and me and you together Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever Now or never isn't true I'd prefer now, but whatever's good with you, that'll do We could date until the doc give a date when the baby due I can call you honey, sugar, darling, sweetie, baby, boo You're so hot, sue me for being in hot pursuit When a situation's opportune, I'm a proper troop I step up to the front, I don't front though I've got you under my skin, but nothing fungal Perpetually I keep it on the humble I ain't on the hunt, or only tryna hump I'd be a monkey's uncle I pray you don't mistake yourself for prey Or me for lame and tryna kick some game to try to get some play That'd be a shame Next time I see you I am definitely gonna shave Till then I'm doing push-ups tryna get in better shape And taking in some sun to try and tan my skin a couple shades Let's be a couple, babe Let me keep you company Let me in the door so I can make sure that you're living comfortably I can practically guarantee that I'm your cup of tea Follow my lead and take this Loaded magazine and cover me That's all I gotta say, at least for now If you allow I'll say it every single hour I'm not even single now In my heart and mind we're already a duo I already switched from acting singular to acting plural If I painted I'da painted you a mural If I worked at Subway, my future mate, I woulda made a Hero To celebrate the miracle you are But I'm aight, and because I'm a writer I wrote a couple bars So show me some love, yo Can I get a shout-out, a simple conversation? We could take a walk and after that if you don't wanna chill We won't chill no further and I won't even sweat you But thanks for inspring a hot record either way Peace