Tuesday

[Intro: Tom] Hey anyone seen the phone? Oh yea sweet, oh nah sweet got it.. *0800 ASB ASB *Welcome to AS- Yeeeah fuck that *continued beeping.. *im sorry, you have entered an invalid- Mtch, *mouth sounds* *continued beeps.. *The current balance of your 00 bursary cheque, is $1999-" Yeeah" *overdrawn, and the available balance is $0 and 5 cents (Fucking piece of shit!) [Verse 1: Tom] I'm rolling up the tube to get the last drop of toothpaste Feel like an epileptic in an egg and spoon race Tired as, tryna tie my jeans up with my shoelace "Sorry sir, it's declined" FUCK I hate tuesdays! All the food inside the fridge is way past the used-dates 'Bread's covered in green, the cheddars covered in blue veins Out of washing powder, my hoodie's covered in food stains Pulling all the pillows off the couch to find some loose change. Oh fuck! 'Got a migraine It feels like I just drunk a yard glass of nightshade Try stay happy but it's hard when your lightweight And ten dollar' gas don't get you down your drive-way "Hi hey, just a loaf of bread and this pie eh." "it'll be 4.95 thanks, have a nice day!" "what the fuck?" "whats wrong, you alright mate?" "what the hell is in this pie bro? Whitebait?" For fucks sake man that's rough, what are these? It costs a couple G's now to buy a block of cheese And 5 bucks for broccoli like these grow off of tree's And 6 bucks for lettuce? Shit it's just a lot of leafs! While rich cats are on overseas shopping sprees I'm gonna come down for the week and let us spend popping e's My flat-mate's like "who drunk my beer?" wasn't me And on top of all of that bullshit, i've lost my keys! Plus the warrants up Im late with the rego I say a pray-er that the radiator doesn't explode Rolling down town in a car thats on death-row (road) That starts making weird noises when the water gets low But I guess though, I'm blessed though Don't need a mood-change Ain't like I'm about to be, zapped by no doom-ray And even though I feel like I'm bottom of the food chain It ain't nothing new eh, it's just another Tuesday [Outro: X4] Woah woah oh yeah yeah..