Bottle And A Gun

[Intro] It was once a dark, lonely summer's eve On the lonely streets of Sunset When the Lord called upon six crazy MC's J-Dog, Charlie Scene, Johnny 3 Tears, Da Kurlzz, and Tha Producer! Ay, man you forgot the homie Funnyman, c'mon dawg [Hook: Deuce] And I can show you how to hump, without making love The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak And I'll be layin' in the sun, bottle and a gun The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak [Verse 1: Funny Man] My clothes are always retro Sexual like I'm hetero And I play a bitch like Nintendo (Zelda!) Take her for a ride in my Benzo Funny as fuck, I should do stand-up Bust caps at the club like I don't give a fuck (Fuck you!) Got a gold ass grill Hit me on the Sidekick if you wanna chill Hop in the ride, let's roll I'm a baritone with the voice that's so low It'll make your speakers explode And I drop your panties to the floor Lemme bend you over, lemme lay you sideways Hop in the back girl it's Freaky Friday If you got beef, then you better step up bitch Hollywood Undead ain't nothin' to fuck with [Hook] [Verse 2: Charlie Scene (Funny Man)] Girl come and smoke my pole like a Marlboro Introduce me to your mom as Charles It's Charlie Scene! Shake your ass to the bass Wait 'til you see my face, hey bitch Wear them tight jeans that show your ass crack My first name gives Vietnam flashbacks I get drunk and do the same old same old Take three girls home and call them Charlie's Angels (What you gonna do after we get signed?) I'm gonna lose my mind Get thirty inch spinners and pimp my ride Go back in time Be there that night and save 2Pac's life Then pay my fine For gettin' caught fuckin' on the Hollywood sign I got the game on lock I'll have a bottle and a Glock With biceps like The Rock Buy Tom's soul back from Rupert Murdoch [Hook] [Bridge: Funny Man] Get down, I'll show you how C'mon girl lemme show you how, and let's get freaky deaky now (x2) [Hook] [Outro: Deuce / Funny Man / Charlie Scene] Get down, I'll show you how If you got beef, then you better step up bitch Hollywood Undead ain't nothin' to fuck with! Get down, I'll show you how I'll have a bottle and a Glock With biceps like The Rock Buy Tom's soul back from Rupert Murdoch Bitch, what mothafucka?