If You Can't Dance To It

Hey Mr Star Maker I got a new song, you 'gotta kick it out the jam Got the hook and the groove, man it's really the move It's really different man Just part your hair to the side, wear it over your eye and your groovy Kinda' sounds like the stones, but don't call it a clone The band wagon's leaving baby, better jump on But if you can't dance to it, what'cha you 'gonna do You can't dance to it But if you can't dance to it, what'cha you 'gonna do You can't dance to it Not 'gonna dance with you Hey Mr Rock & Roll I'm fresh out of school I'm 'gonna make you a star Got a pair of tin ears, and a shit attitude Guess I was born into A & R Can you savor the flavor Are you part of the club Are you groovy? Got the grunge and the doom Ain't got much of a tune They come from Seattle, better sign them up soon But if you can't dance to it, what'cha you 'gonna do You can't dance to it But if you can't dance to it, what'cha you 'gonna do You can't dance to it Not 'gonna dance with you You.. you were a fading star You'd never get this far on your own You, you're living daddy's dream Spending Ahmet's green, talking on your cellular phone But if you can't dance to it, what'cha you 'gonna do You can't dance to it But if you can't dance to it, what'cha you 'gonna do You can't dance to it Dance to it!