We 2 Rappers

[Intro] As I'm going in and the music's jamming and the hotties are rocking and the dudes is eeeehh and all of a sudden you hear this ahhh, this VOICE you know what I'm saying? This voice like you wouldn't believe is like...yo it's a rapper! [Scratching] "MC's wanna beef then I play for keeps" - Eric B & Rakim 'Don't Sweat The Technique' [Rapper talking] Tell nobody different cause we ourselves, we be ourselves, this is how we are. There's no perpetrating, no fraud, back up off us. Step up, chapter one [Verse One: Pip Skid] I rock dirty blue collars and I'll spit in your path My aunt said I was ugly and that made my mother laugh I'm like, Lil' 1/2 Dead only the part that's dead I hurt feeling when I battle, I don't care what you said P&C is too preachy while you're all about the mics So bring it on you little fuck and show me what it look like Fronting in the mirror Yo you're not fully on top of it You wanna do the same as Michael Jackson but the opposite The props you get are table manners people polite I don't need no mic I'll kill you with my hands (that's right) You bite Special Ed while trying to imitate Craig Mack You need to bumrush PM Dawn's stage show to take your style back Awhile back when you were out washing your truck I sent flowers with a note that said your drum machine sucks There's a verbal immigration for mom's snaps at our border Ice-T was killing cops and now he's on Law & Order Hold up, wait, fuck this, I'm all confused The contestant on Elimidate that lied and didn't lose Making the news a violent act on the pseudo conscious Sent to Terminator X's to recover with the ostrich Take you hostage, we need to know if he did those cuts Bring Russell Simmons into this now shake your butts {sniffs} What's that? Did somebody crap their diapers? We two don't enjoy dealing with shitty rappers [Scratching] "MC's wanna beef then I play for keeps" [Guy talking] I mean you can be mean when it mean when mean get it mean you can get mean. You've always been that way [Verse Two: John Smith] I enjoy crafting and constructing, mapping out flows for production But a whole album about me rapping just ain't about to happen These half ass lacking idiot savants Gifted only in the shitty MC taunts Pick their topics, they run with it They got the nerve to diss the lifestyle involving drugs and guns Shit talking is so much safer Pricks rocking punchlines about clip popping and ravers Only ammo is a smarmy little crack About how they're gonna go Rambo on the army of the wack On stage I'm [?] if you got beef bring it on Spit your hometown, hit the whole crap and singalong I need to lose a few, level off my record I'll geek a see through crew who's metal is never tested Translucent you'se a goddamn new kid N'sync in studio, on stage can't do it My reckless lunging is not expressly directed at the dungeon dwelling Breathless without their punch ins I'm expunging without veracity [?] kept folks trying to saddle me, lacking originality Rep the path less traveled from the middle of the road Then battle me and choke on my chode I'll poke holes in your bubbles crumb Conservative fuddle duddle from two slow foes rapping like Republicans "You're a homo!" "No, you're a homo!" Prompts are more subtle, yet effective rebuttals So picture stubble on stubble With my tongue in your fucking mouth Fools beat, they're lazy at their own game And might lose teeth if my lady's profane I'm so sane I'm nuts, it prompts a thousand laughs a day I'm sick, but not in that fun rapper way [Scratching] "What we have is similar to what you lack" [Hook: Pip Skid] My name is Pip Skid, don't ever call me Pat You can fake dance I'm too old for rap My name is [?] don't ever call me Pat EZ Board sucks I'm too old for rap [John Smith] The name's John Smith don't ever call me Joey You rhyme "shit" with "shit" I ain't your homie The names Smitty don't ever call me Joey Battle rappers who don't battle, don't call me homie [Pip Skid] My name is Pip Skid, don't ever call me Pat You can fake dance I'm too old for rap My name is [?] don't ever call me Pat EZ Board sucks I'm too old for rap [Outro: Some A&R talking] I love it. Absolutely brilliant. Fucking brilliant. These guys know mud. They've rolled in the mud. I want to get dirty with them. It's raw but it's genius [Scratching] "MC's wanna beef then I play for keeps" "Just two MC's here to track down the phonies" [John Smith] The name's John Smith don't ever call me Joey You rhyme "shit" with "shit" I ain't your homie The names Smitty don't ever call me Joey Battle rappers who don't battle, don't call me homie "Just two MC's here to track down the phonies"