Hard Rimes

[Hook] Pip Skid Hard rhymes for hard times Smiznith, hard rhymes in scared mind Pip Skid Scared mind, jarred out of line Smith, jarred out of line behind bars and find [Verse One: John Smith] Surprised it ain't happen yet, don't even have to get Gotta watch my yap, we know they phone tapping, bet Ain't no rapping on my up north trip Just cargo thugging In a bar or I'm clubbing Bars with my cousin, drinking beers till buzzing Too much and even then I'm [?] ducking Off fucking the next day's work Looking like a slob trucking what I'm bound to do I must've hit ground to brews Stumble around on a scrounge for food Red nose like a clown, shit I want to pound that dude Fuck 'em Sneak up with something heavy and blunt and snuff him For giving me guff and leaving me feeling nothing Little mad shoulder where the big chip's perched Me against y'all Billy Barty verses Lurch I party till it hurts and even then I won't quit Hop over one steaming mound just to land in mo' shit One of if not the dopest in my city Yo Pippy how we like our money? (Folded!) And is you ever gonna have enough? (Never!) And how long till we're out the rough? (Forever) [Scratch Hook] "Beat me so bad I sat down and wrote more rhymes" [Verse Two: Pip Skid] Picture me dizzy going 'round like Tevin C Rather make pre internet wedding rap like Heavy D Minus 150 pounds, plus his lazy eye Plus he's sweating up his sweater in the gym working them thighs With the guys, oh really I mean The Boyz Reminisce over Troy and still making mad noise My money earning differs from the Overweight Lover Now I wish people still hated rap just like my mother Just a true player hater, never giving no dap People ask what my favorite album is I say "rap" And when I'm talking to my mom the street slang retreat She's like "Whatchu been doing?" I'm like "Cold bringing the heat." Meet a schizophrenic, part [?] part medic In my own emergency room, wish it was part dentist Apprentice with Chuck LL and Moe Dee Yet not one knows Skid P.I.P And Whodini I was inspired by you Giving an early day Mother's Day card because of you, it's true And hard to trust, those that ask for trust Been so long since the truth that it's covered in crust and You work for the Internet and don't get paid I'm like, "Yo, David Lee Roth hasn't been laid." Break Bread was made to cover the Fu-Schnickens A lot of rap records for sale are slim pickings Give me the PMD and the Project Pat The Snoop Dogg promo and a Nervous slip mat "Okay sir that'll be $2.98." "Well shit if it's that cheap throw in the Junior M.A.F.I.A. tape." [Scratching] "Hard rhymes" [Hook] [Scratch Hook] [Hook]