Strip Tease

You're one mean stripper with a microphone And I'd respect you more if you just took off your clothes You're a waste of free minutes and a dance routine And your daddy had to buy the record company Guess I'll be the bad guy So get mad at me I'm only sayin' what everybody thinks [Chorus] You ain't no Madonna No you ain't no pop queen You're just a pre-Madonna suckin' up the paparazzi Gotta shake that ass cause we know you can't sing You think that you're the real deal You're nothin' but a strip tease I can only listen to you in a magazine You're the reason there ain't music on MTV And I got a stack of ones, but it ain't for your CD I'm only sayin' what everybody thinks [Chorus] So take it off nice and slow Or take it off my radio You ain't no Madonna No you ain't no pop queen You're just a pre-Madonna fuckin' all the paparazzi Gotta shake that ass cause we know you can't sing You think that you're the real deal You're nothin' but a strip tease [Chorus]