Open House

[Verse 1] Okay, Let's go What's up! Parents out of town so I'm picking up some women Some in the hammock sitting, some in the pool swimming A couple sauze bros and a bunch of bad bitches Single 'till I die, I don't need no damn Mrs Neighbours suspicious, threatened to call the police Music up, party hard, get no sleep We just blow trees, getting toasties Super Smash Brothers and you know I'm playing Yoshi It's getting out of control, someone's passed on the couch, house cloudy with smoke When my parents coming home? Yo, I don't even know Hey wait wait, quiet down let me answer the phone, hello? "Hi Jesse, yes we're on our way home Your father wouldn't stop for gas, so we're about to get towed In an hour or so, expect a knock on the door And you'd better be alone Hope no parties were thrown" Band geeks having sex, get the fuck out my room My parents are gonna be home in an hour or two Yo there's vomit in the toilet In the shower there's puke And there's two naked girls trying to jump off the roof It's time to round up the troops It seems damn right impossible Everybody got to go, that's right, yeah you gotta go The guys, the jocks, all the nerds in the honour roll And two girls hooking up while they're on a flow [Hook] We, we just wanna party Momma sorry, I'm so high We, we just wanna party Momma sorry, I'm so high [Verse 2] 9th grade chicks who try acting mature But I'm sure their parents sad cause they're raising a whore There's a knock at the door, who the fuck could it be? It's Domino's, WHO THE FUCK ORDERED SOMETHING TO EAT Drunk girls with their ass out, dog's even passed out Didn't think tonight I would fucking have a packed house On the floor there's a bunch of kids blacked out Less than ten minutes 'till my parents get back now So I tell them the cops coming The oldest trick in the book, but everybody starts running I clean the house, then I sleep in I'm off the hook, I can't wait for next weekend! [Hook] We, we just wanna party Momma sorry, I'm so high We, we just wanna party Momma sorry, I'm so high Hey Jude, don't be afraid You were made to go out and get her The minute you let her under your skin Then you begin to make it better Yeah We, we just wanna party Momma sorry, I'm so high We, we just wanna party Momma sorry, I'm so high Na, na na na na na na Na na na na, hey Jude Na, na na na na na na Na na na na, hey Jude