Sitting in the Park

(At the tone the time will be 8:59 and 10 seconds) [ VERSE 1: Hi-C ] Nine o'clock in the morning, yes, I got dressed Thought about my girl with the big fat breast So I called her up and asked could I see her today She said okay, so I said, "I see ya Shante" Hung up the phone, then I threw on my clothes I pulled some tissue off the roll to blow the boogers out my nose Put on my chain and my boots and things Bout to step out the house and heard the telephone ring I grabbed the telephone just to see what was up She said, "Gimme the place and time and we could hook up" I said, "Okay then, why don't you meet me in the park? At a quarter to five, cause at six it get dark" She said she didn't mind, okay it's on So I grabbed my Skanless jacket, then I hung up the phone I stepped out the house, smilin and grinnin Sayin to myself, hot damn I'm winnin [ Hook ] Oh what shall I, what shall I, what shall I do Sittin in the park waitin for you Oh what shall I, what shall I, what shall I do Shall I slap the trick and tell the tramp it's through? I'm (sitting in the park waiting for you) [ VERSE 2: Hi-C ] On the way to the park I had to stop at the sto' When bums beg me for a quarter I usually say no But that day I made all they butt holler Went in my pocket, gave the poor fellas a dollar They couldn't believe it, they had to ask me what's wrong I said, "Yo, just take this dollar and get yo butt on" I bailed five or six blocks with a skip and a hop Mmh... what's that smell? Oh, the flower shop Now I pulled a lotta girlies out they panty hose And never never have I ever bought a chick no rose But that day I had to be the Life Saver To top it all off, I rushed to 31 Flavors The girl said she loved me, she said I was cute But all I thought about was just knockin her boots I thought about doin it with no hesitation Now I'm sittin in the park just waitin [ Hook ] [ VERSE 3: Hi-C ] Now I'm sittin on a bench with my back against the fence Hi-C's not dumb, I got a gang of sense Flowers in my hand, ice cream in a cup I'm thinkiin to myself, won't this girl hurry up? I seen my homies comin and my butt puckered up They said, "There go the homie Crawf, hey Hi-C, what's up?" I grabbed the roses, tried to hide 'em behind my back But I was stuck in a - ouch - caught in the act Then a old man walked up to me He said, "You know, whatever will be, will be" I said, "Excuse me sir, I don't mean to be rude ( ? ) I'm in a bad mood" He said, "Look like you got yourself a few problems Why me bein a old man, maybe I can solve em" "Pops, that sound familiar, what shall I do?" "Well, just slap that trick and tell the tramp it's through" (Sitting in the park waiting for you)