Stoop Chillin'

[Hey Arnold skit: Harold & Neighborhood Kids] Stoop kid's afraid to leave his stoop.. I'm spreading the word.. Hey, stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop! Stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop! Stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop! [Verse 1: Hermi7 Khalfani] Many of bruises on many of fig newton Stupefy the flyest stupendously from my stoop and Bucket hatted hermit the water drip from his roof edge Up the block he's coolin' with Kenny cool kid Up comes Chuck, he said Mike is acting foolish And Nappz upstairs just owning two rook nooblets The hermit get to walking it's Penny house, oh she's groovin' He pass on the frozen cup, blood still on her stoop shit Pass by Ms. Sharon, just to see how she's doing with Eulice They picking tulips Maybe he is the truest but still moving with the sanity Hop skip to St. Anthony Maybe I should walk down, nah she's in the vanity I'll call up Jay and say meet by where the lantern be It's getting kinda dark, the sack man lurks in vans ya see Back on the stoop, smelling what granny plan to eat Chip hit my line, said walk a block to where Grammy be Back out the door thinkin' rest in peace Mr. Lee This two minute walk ain't shit but feel eternally It's burnin' me, identity crisis, this wasn't meant for me The last thing remembered was tint and suede luxury [Break: Hermi7 Khalfani] Uhh, shit Shit got me mad trippin' and shit Damn, what the fuck? [Verse 2: Hermi7 Khalfani] Vibration on my leg and shit, honey was paging me But wait where's Chip and that nigga who shot me blatantly Retracing b, everything crisp and looks as normally Crackers in the cabinet and pots all in the kitchen sink But here's the thing I was dead all in the evening streets Clear as day revolver barrel stared from a sleeve of mink Ain't easy thinks, delirious, thoughts I meant to think Yo did I leave the stoop? Could it be I'm imagining? Temptation for the answer G, led me up to the bathroom sink A splash a water got me up but still in fact dreaming G Reality is I'm still bedridden and sound a sleep Love stoop chillin' and shit, the stoop is good to me