Black Tofu

[Angry Asian Restaurant Skit: Ownage Pranks & Angry Asian] *phone rings* Angry Asian: *mumbles* Can I help you? Ownage Pranks: I need to speak to someboodee, who can speaka Chinese? Angry Asian: I am, umm uh yeah what you need? Ownage Pranks: The shit, I need to make order today Angry Asian: Du no, no it's too late bye Ownage Pranks: Du no, hello, look here big boy, I need to make big order for fi- Angry Asian: --No no, we leavings Ownage Pranks: Five hundred dolla! Five hundred dolla I give you five hundred dolla! I give you fi- Angry Asian: I don't care! *hangs up* Ownage Pranks: you--fuck you bitch! [Verse 1: Hermi7 Khalfani] I live for speed, initialize the ignition in my Eight-Six They heavy on the corners moving mountains and bricks Don't live to quick Fifteen, that boy caught hollow tips and it's a shame His mother at work still scraping up tips Unknown to her Baby boy sleeping on that black top Father in the pen, did a bid for whippin' his strap out Top Ramen in my top hat not known for pullin' no mac out But I'll mack down on a uphill I'll switch gears and then dash out Don't spill ya cup half empty ain't thing Revving my Levin until the cork pop the spring Won't take no fast start, easy on the gas and observe Watch don't swerve! Slick the streets Boy S-L-Y and ducking shots from a G-A-T Or with ya honey in the S-H-eets Pump quick Thanks, tips for the speedy delivery [Hook: Hermi7 Khalfani] I got that black They got that black tofu Spinning karate kicks chop down Tae-fondue Cheese and cheddar for the peppers getcha' wet for the weather Them stained holes in ya sweater hard to keep it together And I-- [Angry Asian Restaurant Skit: Ownage Pranks & Angry Asian] *phone rings* Angry Asian: Hello, I don't care Ownage Pranks: I kill you, I kill you right now Angry Asian: Kill me, I'm right here, Kill me okay Ownage Pranks: Okay, I come with two chopsticks I shove up your ass Angry Asian: Two chopsticks? Come over here talk to me in the face Ownage Pranks: Likaa sumboodee, you, fuck you bitch! [Verse 2: Hermi7 Khalfani] Yo I compromise, laid my pride aside Took a curve real smooth then I slide inside I fly away to the moon, now I'm by and by Get 'em moving in the pews like a Winans' child I smell the wine inside, it got a foul stench to it Carry weight on his shoulders like a two ton tunic Feel the wrath of the God like the folks up Munich Got a unit for the union of the people of the ruins Keep it moving [Bridge: Angry Asian, Hermi7 Khalfani, & Joshua Guidry] Keep it moving (7x) (Hermi7 Khalfani) "Hello" (Angry Asian) Come on Ryan, tell the niggas what's going on They don't know shit about you! They don't know shit about the 7ARC nigga! The fuck son son? They gon' tell us we can't rap nigga Show them niggas son, FUCK! (Joshua Guidry) [Verse 3: Hermi7 Khalfani] Now stay in line, they might spray the line Don't cut it too close, you might bump the sides Said my arc been perfected I don't miss the line I go rhyme for rhyme, I never hit the brakes Made a pit stop once had a cake to bake I got a fate to break, I got a race to make On a downhill slope with a space to shape I got a crate of apes, got a swing so mean they replaced the Babe A lot of shit I take On a climb with a vine and a bop will shake I put my life on the line cause the vine could break I eat the plate and scrape, but never waste away Tofu on the menu with a steak to make No expiration date In the streets I'm safe Second nature to the Herm, got some leaves to rake Got some leaves to rake, I got some leaves to rake [Angry Asian Restaurant Skit: Ownage Pranks & Angry Asian]