Chunky But Funky (Remix)

[ VERSE 1: Heavy D ] Poetically inclined, put in good order I keep a party filled like a bucket of water When Heavy's in the house, all the girls go crazy Fellas that are jealous say, "Man, you amaze me!" But all you need is the secret I keep You grab a girl, gain some weight so she can squeeze the beat Say "Hey good lookin" with the sweetest position "Get inside the car so I can crank the ignition You got some trouble, I handle him fo' ya We cruise around in my BMW" You got to have the voice to make the people jumpy I'm proud to say I got it this way, I'm chunky but funky [ VERSE 2: Heavy D ] Man, I stand as a man, mixin music with noise And every show that I go I bring along (The Boyz) I'm 6 foot 2, a half a inch from 3 Don't need to tease, come on and squeeze MC Heavy D Because I love to party, stronger than Bacardi Walk down the street, I don't need a body-guardy Eddie F is rippin, The Boyz are hop-hippin My mind designs the rhyme, Heavy D, I do the lippin Once I get ready my rhymes remain steady Of course I get support from the crowd.. (Go Heavy!) I demand of opposition, get ready to fly I keep you dwellin till you ask me why I'm chunky but funky I am chunky but funky [ VERSE 3: Heavy D ] Strong like an ox, sly and slick like a fox Takin all MC's, knock em out the box I'm an overweight lover, got loots and cute Take a girlie to the crib and knock all the boots I'm strengthly stronger, I can last longer Perfectly pleasin party people performer Cold gettin paid is the way I live You said I'm wack (sit down) you know what time it is Suckers bow down to the rhymes I wrote All you ducks on dope is good enough to smoke It's guaranteed like Bruce Lee to kick the party alive When I enter the club elders run and hide ]From this overweight attractive, hold the crowd captive On the microphone I'm so damn active MC Heavy D poetically jammin To this beat that you keep demandin Rhymes and more, cause you came for The Overweight Lover, raw to the core Designin and rhymin, flyin and climbin To the top where stars are shinin Beat conductor, rhyme constructor Like sandpaper, but a whole lot rougher Voice so smooth to keep the people jumpy Yo Boyz (yo) tell em what I am: (he's chunky but funky) [ VERSE 4: Heavy D ] The gear that I wear is perfectly fitted Rappin is my life and to it I am committed Poetically inclined as a master with the rhyme Like a typical word I'm hard to define When I'm on the tape people stop at attention Stuck like a truck in the mud when I mention Things in a rhyme that they can't find Jump up from the seat, run to the rewind Button and press just to make sure Call all your boys and they want more You all agree that the jam's not sloppy The crowd be up and say (yo, can we get jumpy?) I'm chunky but funky (He's chunky but funky)