You’re Welcome

[KURT, spoken] Aw, you can't just leave... [RAM, spoken] Not when you're dressed like that... [VERONICA, spoken] Dressed like what? This is what I always wear [KURT, spoken] Yeah and it's torture! [RAM, spoken] How can you expect us to control ourselves when you look like that? [VERONICA] Dear Diary Here we are in the dark fifty yards from my car I could climb that tree, I'd never get that far... They're a hundred pounds heavier, they have my keys I'm a rat in a trap, correction: I'm the cheese [KURT] Hey there girl, ignore this fool He tries to play cool while he’s dribbling drool [RAM] Just trying to say in our friendly way That you’ve gotten hotter like every day [KURT] OW!! [RAM] Hey there girl, avoid this punk He’s hungry for a hunk of the junk in your trunk [KURT] There is no lie, that dog won’t try When a tasty treat like you walks by, cause [RAM AND KURT] Once, you were geeky and nerdy Now you’re flirty, freaky, and dirty [KURT] You were nothing and nobody.. [RAM] ...but now you’re good enough to [KURT/RAM] Get with me! HUH! You’re welcome, look where you are You’re welcome, you’ve won a football star! You’re welcome [RAM] Baby, what's that smell? [KURT] That's the smell of me lovin' you well [BOTH] You're welcome! [They both "beat-box"] [VERONICA] This is not a drill This is not a bad dream In a cow pasture, no one can hear you scream Never break their stare, stay awake, stay aware You're not in real danger 'til they grab your hair [RAM] Come back girl, now don’t play hurt If you don’t want me starin’, why you wearin’ that skirt? [KURT] We can’t be tamed and we can’t be blamed It’s all your fault that we’re inflamed! [KURT/RAM] Cause once, you were grody and grotty [RAM] Now you’ve got a body like a Maserati! [KURT/RAM] Stroke my fur, make me purr- [KURT] Hey! You wanted to be [KURT/RAM] Popular! [KURT] Hit me! [RAM] HUH! [BOTH] You’re welcome, look where you are You’re welcome, come get your football star You’re welcome [RAM] You've joined the pros! [KURT] Once we squeeze you You'll stay "squoze" [RAM] You’re welcome in my lap, welcome on my knee [KURT] Well, come on and get grabby in the grass with me! [VERONICA] I got one last chance to save my ass What was that move from my self-defence class? [RAM] I’ll steal your heart like a thief Bring you sweet relief [KURT] Call me Wendy cause you never wonder [KURT/RAM] ‘Where’s the beef?’ [VERONICA] They're a powder keg So don't yell or beg Stay friendly Then gently, accidentally sweep the leg [KURT] Ah! This mud stinks! [RAM] Ugh, gross! [VERONICA] You’re welcome... [KURT] Back up fool, you reek! [VERONICA] You’re welcome... [RAM] Well, you smell like a sewage leak [VERONICA] You’re welcome... [KURT] Wait, dude I'm pretty sure This ain't mud- it's [KURT/RAM] COW MANURE! [VERONICA] You’re welcome! [KURT/RAM] Ah, it's everywhere! [VERONICA] You’re welcome [KURT/RAM] Hold on, it's in my hair! [VERONICA] You’re well- [KURT/RAM] Hey, girl Now let's not dwell I'mma smell You can tell I can still be lovin' you well! [VERONICA] Swell! [KURT/RAM] No, I'll be lovin' her well! [VERONICA] See you in Hell! [KURT/RAM] No, I'll be lovin' her well! No, I'll be- I'll be- I'll be- I'll be- Lovin' lovin' lovin' lovin' lovin' her well! You're welcome! You're welcome! [ALL] You're welcome!