Wu Name Generator

[Intro] (ha ha yeah) You actually...rap (Uh) You're a really good rapper (You already know) (huh) [Verse 1: Playdough] Burn a blue flame, the bomb Hussein Google Docs, newest Crocs and a Wu name Use it wisely-- Wu name generator Ralph Nader, Ronald Reagar on a ventilator Walter Mondale was smoking Al Green Harry Chronic Jr., Joel Osteen Mean Joe Green, my flow's so clean Michael Night, fly a kite, blow a smoke screen (yeah) Vinnie "The Microwave" Johnson '89 bad boy Dennis Rodman (yup) Joseph Dumas Go through blue balls I took it way too far with Punky Brewster Chester Cobblepott, I'm setting booty traps Pet her dog a lot, and give her Scooby Snacks She was scrappy, too I called her Scrappy Doo Told me call her by her Wu name, I'd be happy to Made her honorary Wu She told me, "Who cares?" I'm John McEnflow's serve, rockin' Wu wear Headband and some Wallabees--two pair Rudy Huxtable, Heathcliff, I love you Clair You there--you're a real standout with your blue hair Homie, I'm Jan Crouch (ha) Benny Hinn Hinn on your chinny chin chin Round here that's a twinny twin twin Type it in [Hook] Wu name generator Wu name generator Wu name generator Wu name generator [Verse 2: Heath McNease] (Yo) it's the Greasy Choirboy Dionne Warwick, Michael Clarke Duncan make your team on forfeit But he don't force it Who he on tour with? It's Chuck Berry ding-a-ling-a-ling on Porsches Tom Brokaw, Nikolai Volkoff Nikita Koloff, you need to take your coat off Dudley Do-Wrong The Black Bruce Wayne (pssht) step up your tracksuit game It's Dick Grayson, [?] Chicks in the pictures, look at the temptation Skeeter Valentine, Marty McFly Wisdom of an oracle, and heart of a guy I'm kinda Kip Dynamite, make a quesadilla The white Lionel, what, you made him take vanilla Mandy Patinkin, Inigo Montoya You killed my father now prepare to meet with my lawyer Calaveras County pimpin' out on the bench And Harper Lee's out with Scout and Atticus Finch Shot a mockingbird and brought it down in a flinch And NASA pro'lly wonder where my abacus is It's Tim the Tool Man New tan pool man 50 hard boiled egg Cool Hand Luke, man The flip-up spec Dwayne Wayne Tom Palmer, dealer don Try to maintain [Hook] [Verse 3: Heath McNease] (Yeah, yeah) Rudy Ruettiger, Judy Blume compute-de-ter Off in a Suzuki through the tulip and the junipers Cool it with the Cupid-cursed Dude don't wanna swoop a nurse Only homies call me Zeus, Romans call me Jupiter [Verse 4: Playdough] Twinkle, twinkle Henry Winkle Wishin' on a asteroid Fonzarelli, Jim Belushi, call me "Dan Smackroyd" Two mother, Blues Brother Dance all day Pootie Tang gettin' pootie tang Sa Da Tay [Hook] [Outro] >And you got that from a Wu-Tang name generator? >Yeah >When did you get that? >It was like-- I was-- I think it was, like sophomore year in college. Like, we were all hangin' out, chillin' and drinkin'. And then we're like, 'oh, Wu-Tang name generator, let's put our name in'. And then we're all putting them in, and they're all funny and stuff. And then mine came up, I was like, 'You guys it's not funny anymore. This is...this is something big.'