Slick Back Lamar

[Intro] Liz: Uh, in the opening sketch this week, Tracy is a bank robber with-- Angie: No. I don't want to perpetuate any black stereotypes. Next? Liz: Okay...well, in this one, Tracy plays a gentleman who wears...flamboyant clothes and lives...uptown Angie: He's a pimp! Liz: He's an entrepreneur Angie: What's the characters name? Liz: Slick Back Lamar (Yeah) [Hook] I know a man named Slick Back Lamar He walk with a cane He talk too much game He got no green, but he got gangsta lean Slick Back Lamar say, "You don't know what gangster mean" He got game, ba-da-da-da game Ba-da-da-da game Ba-da-da-da (uh) He got game, ba-da-da-da game Ba-da-da-da game [Verse 1] (Huh) Six white girls from junior college surround me Five art majors doin' they collage surround me Four designers doing découpage surround me They surround me Ten white girls at the Waffle House are thirsty Thirty girls at the happy hour look like Kirstie Alley alley alley oxen free they thirsty Yeah, they thirsty Jushin Thunder Liger Who's the other writer? That ghosted all your verses, homie, you's another liar Cause sixteens are breezy I ain't new to nothing tiger But you just invited Justin Bieber to your overnighter And One Direction gave you some of that ish I'm just messin' Paid profession, specialize in offering you some suggestions Lamar is cucumber, Lamar is popsicle Lamar is cool object, other shapes are optional Lamar's Thelonius Monk, Lamar is Miles Davis He's Pino Palladino Chili Pepper live bassist Lamar'll gangsta lean sideways in white places You make assumption based on color, you define racist Twain to your space-waster Opaquer than crepe paper Carbon-based patron saint [?] a safe favor Don't die a day later than what you plannin' on (Hey, you know what?) We can expedite the process (huh?) when the cannon come [Hook 2] He got game, ba-da-da-da game Ba-da-da-da game Ba-da-da-da (uh) He got game, ba-da-da-da game Ba-da-da-da game [Verse 2] Eighteen girls on Africa missions Skype me Three divorcees from Delaware, yeah they write me Two lunch ladies from my middle school they like me Yeah, they like me Nine sales reps from Salt Lake, they cook for me Eight Nazarene Church secretaries look for me Been around the world, only one is good for me Lamar is loyal Extend, unload clip Barrel full of fish Shoot like gallery o' ducks Barrel pull the trig Pullin' tricks, but they ain't for kids or any self-respecting man Who makes a check that Uncle Sam then pulls from it Lamar's got game Lamar opens doors He speak like he mean it, but he's not spoken for Chivalry's alive and well and now it's wearing 'gators But chivalry is silent hell when Slick don't get his paper Slick got the chalice, Slick got the rhinestones Motorola milestone, Slick got a house phone I always call when I'm about to go to Roscoe's He buys condiments in gallon jugs at Costco [Hook] [Outro] >Liz: He’s also playing Barack Obama! >Angie: No. We support Kucinich >Liz: Listen, Angie. I'm sorry I lied, but you gotta give me another chance! >Angie: Excuse me. Did you just try to control my body with your white hand? Don't make me contact Reverend Sharpton! I can deal with you