Nintendo Thumb (Remix)

[Intro] [Heath] Yo, KJ [KJ] Yup? [Heath] Take your shirt off [KJ] Okay [Verse 1: Heath McNease] (C'mon) N-I-N-T-E-N-D-O Lock the doors, bar the windows I'm thinking 'bout one thing this week though Mario Bros. 1 through 3 And Tetris and Metroid, I destroyed I'm the best boy, bring it in your chest boy Next up, Legend of Zelda Then hit it up with a little bit of Double Dribble 2 points, 3 points, 2 buttons Don't touch it, I'm rough with this Switch from B to A to A to B With the speed, don't play with me Digits are blistered again Soak them in vinegar and liniment, then begin again Sensei of Ninja Gaiden, I've been playing it since ten Kung Fu guru, 8-bit Mega Man Malevolent manic competitor I'm a veteran at it If you know better than that then sit down, go practice "That was the baddest!" Thanks Mom, aren't you glad to know That your son's the bomb at something It's better than nothing At least it ain't dragons & dungeons [Hook] x2 I've got Nintendo thumb Dang, dawg, my thumb's so numb This controller is controlling me It makes me feel so dumb Why don't you come get some? I know that you don't want none If you did, you'd get it cause I'd give it to you Sit down, son [Verse 2: KJ-52] Got my Nintendo Thumb (yup) I got my Power Glove (okay) I'll BMX rollin' up, homie show me love Show my homies up, I'll blow my homies up I got it straight made, eighth grade they growin' up Man, I'm straight paid, Grape Aid up in my cup Now what you lames say? Watch me go an' show you up Nintendo gangsta watch me buck-buck Duck Hunt Mike Tyson, punchin', jabbin', hookin', the uppercut (ow) Now wassup wassup Ain't hearin' what you sayin' (nah) Door shut stuck inside, tv all day (day) What you punks say? You think we gon' play? Chump its left, right, up, down, A, B, B, A What you gon' say? (nuttin') You could never touch me (nuttin') You gettin' blown out like a cartridge that's dusty Man, it's gettin' ugly My homies 'bout to fight All because my game tight Man, it's on tonight [Hook] [Verse 3: Heath McNease] I mastered the 8-bit masterpiece When I was a little kid I was bound to be A digital athlete, it came naturally, I didn't ask to be Gifted when I'm kicking it with Kid Icarus, I'm victorious Or I won't play at all, I won't take a loss I won't push pause, I'll turn the game off RBI or Tecmo Bowl or Bases Loaded, it's game over Never gonna be intimidated, innovative is my middle name A legitimate claim I'm bringing the pain, call me Top Gun I hunt ducks with a shotgun Not a pistol, you're pitiful, I'm Robocop, that's literal Girlies whistle cause I'm a fit as a fiddle, nerdy and burly And surely they don't deserve me If they can't come in first place On Excitebike, I'm the type of guy who can Cover my eye and beat you by A couple of miles while you're struggling while I'm chuckling loud Can't you see, you ain't got a chance with me I'm a pro, you're amateur see Mark my words, thinking you can handle me It'll be your Final Fantasy [Hook] [Bridge: Heath McNease] Contra, Castlevania, DuckTales, WrestleMania California Games, Shinobi Get a Power Pad, you still can't hold me Who's dumber than this? Whose thumb's number than this? Who's the next chump on the list? They'll get the beating of a lifetime One that they're not gonna forget [Outro: Heath McNease] Get your thumbs up! (x8) (ahh yeah)