Nintendo Thumb

[Verse 1] N-I-N-T-E-N-D-O, lock the doors, bar the windows I'm thinking 'bout one thing this week though, Mario Bros. 1 through 3 And Tetris and Metroid, I destroyed, I'm the best boy, bring it your chest boy Next up, Legend of Zelda, then hit it up with a little bit of Double Dribble 2 points, 3 points, 2 buttons, don't touch it, I'm rough with it Switch from B to A to A to B with the speed, don't play with me Digits are blistered again, soak them in vinegar and liniment, then begin again Sensei of Ninja Gaiden, I've been playing it since ten Kung Fu guru, 8-bit Mega Man, malevolent manic competitor I'm a veteran at it, if you know better than that then sit down and go practice "Oh he's the baddest!", thanks Mom, aren't you glad to know your son's the bomb At something, it's better than nothing, at least it ain't dragons & dungeons [Hook] I've got Nintendo thumb Dang, dawg, my thumb's so numb This controller is controlling me It makes me feel so dumb Why don't you come get some? I know that you don't want none If you did, you'd get it Cause I'd give it to you Sit down, son [Verse 2] I mastered the 8-bit masterpiece, when I was a little kid I was bound to be A digital athlete, it came naturally, I didn't ask to be Gifted when I'm kicking it with Kid Icarus, I'm victorious Or I won't play at all, I won't take a loss, I won't push pause, I'll turn the game off RBI or Tecmo Bowl or Bases Loaded, it's game over Never gonna be intimidated, innovative is my middle name, a legitimate claim I'm bringing the pain, call me Top Gun, I hunt ducks with a shot gun Not a pistol, you're pitiful, I'm Robocop, that's literal Girlies whistle cause I'm a fit as a fiddle, nerdy and burly And surely they don't deserve me if they can't come in first place On Excitebike, I'm the type of guy who can cover my eyes and beat you by A couple of miles while you're struggling while I'm chuckling loud, chuckling loud Can't you see, you ain't got a chance with me, I'm a pro, you're amateur see Mark my words, thinking you can handle me will be your Final Fantasy [Verse 3] Contra, Castlevania, DuckTales, WrestleMania California Games, Shinobi, get a Power Pad, you still can't hold me Who's dumber than this, whose thumb's number than this, who's the next chump on the list They're gonna get the beating of a life time one that they're not gonna forget Get your thumbs up! (x8) [Outro] Hey Mr. Tambourine Man Play a song for me That's right, baby, I'm comin' to your house with a lead pipe I'm about to take you out I'm about to hit you up old school I said hey Mr. Tambourine Man Play a song for me