McNasty!

[Intro] Got a song for you Goes like this yeah [Verse 1] I'mma get on this TV, mama I'mma, I'mma put this down I'mma make sure all us pasty little Irish boys never, ever go out of style M is for the money C is for the C.R.E.A.M N is for the nunnery she lived in in her teens E's for those escapes she made to be with a McNease A is for the dope apartment that she'll leave after the lease S is for the SoundScan units that I move And E is for the echelon that you will never view That spells McNease That spells success That spells ten thousand fans that felt my chest They line up to view it like the Elgin marbles And my pelvic arches made 'em all develop carpal It's like I'm Elvis Presley with a stellar set of partials Except I'm black and blessed with hella better credit (gargle) I'm the undefined signed on the underline We're talking music, but your wife's on the other line Scheming underhand and from the team and under land A Stevie Wonder brand and why the fans seek another landrance Bonanza Little Joe Cartwright Swing for the fence Busted all the ballpark's lights Like a Robert Redford pill full of 'roid rage Head gettin' bigger on some Barry Bonds court tapes I'm on steroids They still love me, though Still take they tuggy boats down to my cozy cove Cause when I go hard, I go yard Bust the cover off Macgregor balls, bro No tart [Hook] M-C-N-A-S-T-Y Why? Cause he loves me and gets me high Bedtime story and a kiss goodnight Thank God for McNasty it feels so right Can you feel it? Yeah, you feel it Yeah, you feel it That's McNasty Can you feel it? Yeah, you feel it Yeah, you feel it That's McNasty [Verse 2] Played Jay Kurnitz in a play called "Lost in Yonkers" At Valdosta State Uni and they all went bonkers Now, I'm graduated and I got a sponsor We met in A.A., he's cool and we call him Walter First step, admitting that you got a problem Second step is the acknowledgement of God the Father Third step is turn from evil with a heart to follow And fourth step is telling all of y'all my rhymes are awesome Shout it from the streets Facebook and Tumblr How 'bout a couple tweets? Let the world know that you ride it out for me Who could ever ride the fence better? Nobody Who could write a jam based on Clive Staples Then make a mixtape called "Shuttlesworth" Turn round and both make your night tables? That's why I like to live life without labels And I just peed my pants, peace to Miles Davis [Hook] [Outro] (Ah) I just wanna thank all you guys so much for the support. Thanks for letting me be who I am, who God made me to be. Thanks for supporting independent hip hop music. Thanks for listening to my acoustic stuff, my worship stuff... Man, I'm just tryna do me. I appreciate you guys been lettin' me do that. And if you got a problem with that, I'mma tell you something right now: you can straight up get bent. You hear me? Feel me? I'm talking get bent. Sideways. "Six ways from Sunday", as we say in South Georgia. I don't even have time for that negativity surrounding me. I'm trying to be around nice people, who are well mannered, with good complexions. And if that's not you, exit stage left, homie. (Ha)