Count This $$$ (Just...Dollarz)

[Hook: Samples] "Money in the bank" "Cash in abundance" "Count this money, know what I'm sayin'?" [Verse 1: Heath McNease] Benjamin Franklin, Peter Danglage If I want a date, then I'll ask Anchorage This ain't what you think it is We gettin' paid, family She want financial peace She call me Dave Ramsey Dominant hominid, I'm a common denominator Summa Cum Laude, I'm a competent law invader Automator got her caught with an alternator Her body with a carburetor or leather with alligator Catalytic converter, a pack of Now and Laters In the trunk along with the mounted speakers of Pioneers [?] the consummater Gotta put a ring upon her finger so Beyonce won't annihilate her My check got two commas Seven figures in your momma So do what you would with two mommas Swipin' on a tender [?] enough to give me carpal tunnel But if she want money I'mma give her two dollars That's ratchet, blue greenery Why she want to turn her mouth into an eatery? Teen arena in a line of a diabetery And I don't mean to be a dietician I don't need to be High fructose corn syrup make her daughter Get defibrillator paddles out and warm her up Clear Doc tell me what you hear No heartbeat yet, that's Obamacare That's an outcome I don't want to hear Got enough money to get your momma out of here And I could go about a year Drop a milli every day I'm gone, crusher, I ain't never scared [Hook] [Verse 2: Heir Jordan] Warren Buffet, Donald Trump Marc Cuban, Ivanka Trump What's your problem? Where you been player? I make money talking money, call me Jim Cramer Are you sick of diggin' for loose change? Sick of nickin' a digit lookin' for nickels in the duvet? Give me a benji and in two days I can send you my curriculum on how to get a dude paid Find a white man, stick him for the paper Minimal labor, then you give it to the banker If you get nicked for your criminal behavior It's not my fault if you didn't get the waiver Maybe you can slip a little scrip to the jailer I can't get mixed up with a fish if it's a failure I got a business selling get rich quick tips I'm too legit to begin another caper Keep your hands clean that's law 26 For the big wigs I don't think fraud's gonna stick Uncle Pennybags with a monocle trick That's one eye open while the cons in the lick I got a lemonade stand where my boys are My name ring bells at the Coinstar Speak in code so stone cold rose gold sold C-3PO But not the droid part I make raps so I sell no product Got a leather jacket with them elbow pockets It's where I put all of my well-known profits With hundred dollar bills up in the velcro wallet [Hook]