#Cougarswag

[Intro] > Roy: Why don't you get on that? > Jim: She's not really my type > Kevin: Well, what is your type? > Jim: Moms, primarily. Yep. Soccer moms, single moms, NASCAR moms…any type of mom, really > Roy: That's disgusting > Kevin: Stay away from my mom [Verse 1: Heath McNease] Ginko and roses She old as Moses And notice most of my yoga poses Most women like it, chauvinists fight it [?] the Stone Temple Pilot [?] dog down cowabunga Got her wondering, "If only I were younger" [?] the stone-cold stunner Warrior pose to summon the Boy Wonder I'm like, "Na-na-namaste" She like, "Ca-ca-can I stay?" I'm like, "Breathe from your core" She like, "Teach me some more" Yeah, skills and frolics Feels so real [?] [?] never feel demolished [?] skills are polished 'bout to give a back-room lesson Sun salute to that half-moon crescent Wax and wane 'til that tattoo stretches Hoover in the room, but no vacuum present [Hook] Cougar swag, cougar swag Cougar swag, #cougarswag Cougar swag, cougar swag Cougar swag, #cougarswag [Verse 2: Playdough] She said that her neck hurt And she wanted me to stretch her Said she want a real tight body A real high hottie, you should try pilates By the way, did I say nice meeting you? I'm your instructor, lemme take a peek at you Turn around girl (there it is) peek a boo You need to live in them balls -- Pikachu Clinch your butt and since your stomach in You still got it girlfriend, if you wondering Turn the heat up high, let the fun begin Work it and suck it in, circle circumference She said she had a ton of kids Problem area? where the stomach is Underneath her fat roll where the muscle is Lookin' up, asking God where the justice is We gon' work it out [?] spine Hear that crackle? Was that yours or mine? Jack, Jill, Jonah Hill she was Superbad You know the daggone deal Cougar swag (Ah ah) [Hook] [Verse 3: Both] [Heath McNease] I'm just sippin' on the camomile Can't figure how to hold the camera still She got dance in frame, Joe Camel's grill And breath like Fantana's Panther spilled [Playdough] Man, I called her my tigerlily daffodil She got a lifetime supply morning after pill Cause after all last night got way too dizzy You're mom's so old (How old is she!) [Heath McNease] She 'bout ten plus forty Calls me babe but she looks like Gordy See what those fake implants and skin tans will enhance Look at that [?] shorty She enjoys a cold hard 40 OE cause she OG naughty Super tan in the backyard party It's somebody mommy tryna put something on me (haha) [Hook] [Verse 4: Both] [Playdough] She said her son need a newer dad Her computer ad said "Cougar Swag" [Heath McNease] She tried to put me in a Lex Lugor wrap Stronger than an ox, got cougar swag [Playdough] Had a Facebook photo, and you were tagged Caption said "#cougarswag" [Heath McNease] Role play in a Storm Trooper hat Disturbance in the force, got cougar swag [Hook] [Outro] > Kevin: Stay away from my mom > Jim: Too late, Kev