Quark, Strangeness and Charm

[Verse 1] Einstein was not a handsome fellow Nobody ever called him Al He had a long mustache to pull on, it was yellow I don't believe he ever had a girl One thing he missed out in his theory Of time and space and relativity Is something that makes it very clear he He was never gonna score like you and me He didn't know about [Chorus] Quark, Strangeness and Charm Quark, Strangeness and Charm Quark, Strangeness and Charm Quark, Strangeness and Charm [Verse 2] I had a dangerous liaison To be found out would've been a disgrace We had to rendezvous some days on The corner of an undiscovered place We got sick of chat chat chatter And the look upon everybody's face But all that doesn't not anti-matter now We've found ourselves a black hole out in space And we're talking about [Chorus] Copernicus had those Renaissance ladies Crazy about his telescope And Galileo had a name that made his Reputation higher than his hopes Did none of these astronomers discover While they were staring out into the dark That what a lady looks for in her lover Is charm, strangeness and quark [Chorus]