Three Day Trip

[Chorus] I took a three day trip with a one day woman If you know what I'm talking about After 24 hours it was plain to see This week-end wasn't going to work out She and I didn't have one thing in common And her papers weren't coming around I'm on a three day stay with a no way babe What the hell am I going to do now? [Verse 1] Well Friday night cost me a hot dollar dinner Lots of tequila and wine she drown Now she's messed up, real good and drunk Stumbling and falling down So I had to carry her to the room where she instantly passed out And started snorring loud so I went back down And took a cab to the waffle house (boy, this is fun) Now Saturday morning along about noon She calls room service bring me some doubles Hey, meet me in the bar. It's 6 hours till dark And this bitch is having speech troubles Fijy dizzy this and wijy wajy that I though God, please rescue me Another couple sat down, they ordered around Now is my chance to go free [Chorus] [Verse 2] So it's the: in my date get really shitfaced When his girl grabbed me to dance Looks like you and me are up the same tree So let's start our own romance Yea, she and I watched the Sunday morning sun come up in each others' arms This weekend started bad but we're really glad Cause the chewy dumpster's still in the barn Don't take a three day trip with a one day woman Better learn what I'm talking about If you're going to go to the islands don't take a chance Take a babe that you'd really get down So if you have any friend want to line you up With a blind date take it from me Get a girl you know who's cocked and ready to go Forget about the harmony [Outro] Mucho glad to see you Vamanos I've never seen her before