Take Me 2 Skool

[Chorus] Take me to school I could be your teacher I could be your teacher I could be your teacher Sex education Underneath the bleachers Underneath the bleachers Underneath the bleachers Take me to school I could be your teacher I could be your teacher I could be your teacher Sex education Underneath the bleachers Underneath the bleachers Underneath the bleachers [Verse 1: Big Dipper] Boom cat Watch your back Dipper flip that hat back I'm going in For the win Winky Face, silly grin Text book savvy Spoiled girl bratty Big D on the cover Of your tabloid maggy 1, 2, 3 to the hop scotch On the bathroom floor Sloppy cradle in that peach schnapps Yeah bitch! (yeah bitch) I'm giving eight shades Fuck the public This is the academy! Just us girls We hanging out Bitch tits sitting pretty Purring on the couch We doing work (work!) Yeah, we fight the good fight On that sizzle double dribble Gonna be a good night Good night, moon Good night, poon Good night haters Laying in the tomb Kids' shit Yeah, I'm about that life Skipping dodge ball And laying pipe [Chorus] [Verse 2: Clara Bizna$$] Take me to church I could be your preacher Father figure George Michaels Smell my tshirt Fingers in your mouth Luck you like a feral creature Come on over, darling Lady business what to eat ya Horny in the dormitory Bedtime story Conventional methods of making love Kind of bore me Business is the head mistress Class ain't dismissed until you kiss This gorgeous princess [Verse 3: Ash Wednesday] Welcome to my classroom I'm Miss Wednesday Boy, you gotta fat red Marker you could lend me? Meet me I the handicapped bathroom stall Shhh! Quiet in study hall [Hole??] so basically standard I'm metric Let me learn you some math That you could really get with The quadratic formula Tatted on my inner thigh I'll measure your circumference Diameter times pi [Verse 4: Lil' T] They gonna put me on the short bus Expect gum in your hairs Got an AK in my fanny pack I'm getting scared Trying to meet my little hommies By the swing set Big D, Little T, Ash, and the Bizna$$ Yeah we do business [???] part of [???] Special catnip in the baggies Sell my shit like Betty Crocker Miss Davina right in front of me Looking like a cougar Get my 123's And you can whip me Like a student, bitch [Chorus] [Outro: Big Dipper] Attention student body. If you are looking for a little extra credit, come get these assignments in the locker room