Where Is Zog?

[Chorus] Where is Zog?[x5] [Verse 1] A grizzled face from the days of my youth (Where is Zog?) Taught me to behave in a manner uncouth (Where is Zog?) How to kill child, how to raise dog Somebody tell me where the hell is Zog? (Where is Zog?) Together we dove into oceans of war (Where is Zog?) Hacking and whacking through trenches of gore (Where is Zog?) Spewed death and hatred from a golden battle barge Wherever Zog is living I'm sure that he's living large On the world scumdoggir I first met general Zog On his way from burning the satanic synagogue Processions of his captive slaves were part of his great booty He took them to the emperor, he always did his duty His battle cattle, bloated bleeding, simply put, spectacular The lore of war (which he adored) was part of the vernacular I was one of many who begged to join his fell legion They wouldn't take just anyone, unless you were Norwegian! [Chorus][x2] [Verse 2] I mounted the great porno-cow And became a scumdog I ritually defiled myself And signed the captain's Log Finally brought before Zog He slathered me with piss Draining his bowels took several years And not did one drop miss And then his eyes fell, upon mine There came a hellish glow It wasn't love or hate you see, it was Well I don't know I was hard to win his praise, despite each bloody victory No matter how many I slew he always was a dick to me But nothing suck-ceeds like suck-cess so I got straight to work Crushing babies, torching worlds and acting like a jerk The war we waged destroyed the suns and left the planets flattened Simply put it was the worst thing that had ever happened And Zog, our leader, glorious, sporting a great erection! His battle skill was notorious, we always took direction [Outro] Many have mocked us, many have died We don't need to succeed so we don't even try Destined to godhood, to many's dismay Just lords and masters of all we survey It could not be more clear, it's not fucking Braille A bleeding and bloated and bloody harvest of entrails Squirming from my dick-slit, they look like shell-less snails! Compared to my crimes, Hitler's pale Compared to my crimes Compared to my crimes Hitler's pale