The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7

[Verse] You know, back in outer space we used to drink - A lot We used to take all kinds of kick-ass drugs And showed blatant disrespect for any authority figures Little did we know we were undermining our entire value system... At that time I was serving in the Masters 3rd Scumdog Legion Aboard a planetary infection barge Attempting to obey a host of confusing orders But mostly satisfying only our lust for slaughter ragingly drunk half the time I only realized a battle had started When I heard the roar of the fleets plasma bombardment Piling into our armoured assault pods we began our descent To the planets pulverized surface We were met by a flight of primitive interceptors Which we devastated with soaring blast of nuclear hatred Flashing through the debris cloud into the atmosphere below The obliteration of Flab Quarv 7 On the horizon was the blazing outlines Of a bombed city, the outlying areas dotted with flaming craters And fleeing refuges I vomited out the window and led our battalion On a blazing attack on the non-combatants pulp flying their flesh In a rain of sulphuric plasma burst The mass mutilation of a world ensued With those not being fit for slave labour being herded Into gigantic flaming pits We laughed as several thousand years Of cultural development were wiped out In a single blundering instant Gorged on guts, gouged out eyes Captives fill the breeding hive Desecrate their sovereign world Bloated, bloody, drunken churl Cultures crumble, races die Stench of midgets fill the sky Smashing skulls with ghastly crunch Pretty soon we'll break for lunch Later, as we flew through deep space Ritually disembowelling our victims The navigator informed us that we Attacked the wrong planet Hehehehehahaha The obliteration of Flab Quarv 7