The Master Has A Butt

[Verse 1] I'm thinking I was once a baby Birthed deep within the Master's bowels Shat across the cosmos, banished to this mudball But I crave vengence, I'm not throwing in the towel [Chorus] Well I said I'm sorry but you slapped me back down I'm just a Sunday morning turd coming down [Verse 2] Stare into the inky blackness I swear I think you'll find him there With over grown cuticles, and an asteroid belt I said now sonny De does not give a damn [Chorus] Well I'm a real bad mama A real bad man I like to spend a lot of time on the can I had a little something to eat last night It's not alright The Master has a butt [Bridge] Well we fucked up the tablet and the Master heard the sound A little birdie told me he's coming back around His hideous wisdom calls for my death There'll be nothing left Except a butt [Verse 3] Daddy tells me to bend over Whips your buttocks with a strap Bails my ass out of reform school Then he goes and takes a nap [Chorus] Well I said that I was sorry but I couldn't make you care If I could stop shitting then I'd change my underwear If I can't kill the Master then I'll have to get a job I'm a fucking slob The Master has a butt