I Hate Love Songs

[Verse] I hate love songs and I hate lovers I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you I hate love songs and I hate lovers I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you I hate movies with happy endings Like that one I saw where all the girls were beautiful like you Like you I hate wet dreams and masturbation I hate everything that feels good like sex with you I hate flowers and little birdies Makes me want to puke when I see something cuddly like you I'm bored with your insanity I'm too tired to smile at your stupidity You've got the very best of me Fell in love push came to shove but you broke so easily I love hate songs 'bout mass destruction Other people's pain takes my mind off you I love puppies when they're road-kill They're too cute too live, too cute to live Like you I'm bored with immortality I'm too tired to stick it out for eternity You've got the very best of me Fell in love push came to shove and you broke so easily I hate love songs I hate love so I hate you