Fuckin' An Animal

[Chorus] Oh I am Fucking an animal I'm fucking an animal I'm holding on the horns I'm fucking an animal I'm involved with porn I'm fucking an animal Sure is nice and warm in here I'm fucking an animal drinking fifty beers I'm fucking an animal blowing fifty steers I'm fucking an animal Oh, I'm a fucking queer I'm fucking an animal [Verse] Didn't have to take her on a date Just had to stand here on a crate No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment Just me and animal Getting my dick bent I'm fucking an animal [Chorus] Didn't have to say please I'm fucking an animal With Legionnaires disease I'm fucking an animal Damn hard on the knees... I'm fucking an animal Animal fucker, on the loose I'm fucking an animal I'll go from dog to goose I'm fucking an animal Once I fucked a moose I'm fucking an animal [Bridge] But now the animal is in pain! It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain) And now it's starting to rain.... But I'm still the same. I'm fucking an animal Not proud of what I do... I'm fucking an animal Had a great time at the zoo I'm fucking an animal Cause you won't let me fuck you... Animal!