How'd You Get This Number

[Verse 1] Sorry about your mama Sorry about your papa Sorry about the business With your brother-in-law Hard cheese about the money man Hard cheese about the stock Hard cheese about you being Up to your ears in hock Tough luck about your luggage Tough luck about your socks Tough luck about the way That the other shoe drops Too bad about your girlfriend Too bad about your wife Too bad about the thing You call the rest of your life, hey [Chorus] How'd you get this number man Who do you think you're talking to Now who do you think you're kidding What do you want me to do How you get this number man Please don't make me laugh You know you ought a be on TV With a line like that [Verse 2] Hey, I heard about the car wreck I heard about the fight I heard about the time You in jail all night I know you don't like trouble And I know you don't like to fight I know that you can argue With a fence post all night I heard about the lamp shade I heard you had it on your head I heard you told a joke And knocked the whole room dead No kidding about the cough syrup No kidding about the junk No kidding about you been In a deep blue funk [Chorus]