Doctor Good Doctor

[Verse] I was feeling depressed I was feeling real low down I felt so bad I could not get my butt up off the grounds I was moping around the house I was bumping into walls I was crying at the Andy Griffith show and I was snapping and the dog I was starting to fear for my sanity I could not find my ego with both hands So I decided professional help was the only hope for me So I called up this number which I'd gotten of T.V They said "Are you having marital problems Are you emotionally impaired Are you sure you're being followed or Are you just scared of being scared? Well if so you better come on in have a little talk with the doc" So I did I said doctor good doctor I got trouble on my mind Listen to me doc I don't have too much time I got a feeling down inside me and it will not go away You know it hangs on and bangs on my soul every day Doctor good doctor I'm grabbing at loose ends And I haven't felt like I used to since I don't know when Yesterday go past me today is all the same And tomorrow really scares me I just can't play the game He said quit whining He said straighten up and fly right He said life is not a piece of cake He wanted to know if my insurance was paid up Well I'm O.K. You're O.K. if the check's O.K Second best hundred dollars I ever spent