What If I Was A Llama?

I can see the sunrise On a cloud so far away If only you could help me find my gun I have the strangest boner right now Give me back my pokéball My mind says no It's not your fault I want your mom, your mom I'm the one who ordered the crispy chicken I'm not sorry I ate my pony Please don't go away You know that old donkey? Potatoes are itchy The fridge is my best friend I am a brony What if I was a llama? It's my philosophy Take my banana I took my love too far You're scaring children Don't ever say goodbye I'm fat