The Comic Sans Song

I can see the writing on the wall And it's spreading just like an infection The problem is we'd rather hate then love Or blame improper font selection Bold, italic, u̲n̲d̲e̲r̲l̲i̲n̲e̲ If we'd give it a moment, it could shine To ban it would be a measure so drastic How can you hate a font that's so fantastic? Just watch how you kern it Comic Sans is the best font in the world If you want your designs to look like they're done by little girls Comic Sans, best used in moderation Come on join me, the Comic Sans Nation And if I asked you to join the crusade Would you do it without hesitation? To cure the world of fontophobia Eliminate all font frustration 'Cause, bold, italic, u̲n̲d̲e̲r̲l̲i̲n̲e̲ If we'd give it a moment, it could shine To ban it would be a measure so drastic How can you hate a font that's so fantastic? Slanted is the new italic Comic Sans is the best font in the world If you want your designs to look like they're done by little girls Comic Sans, best used in moderation Come on join me, the Comic Sans Nation And on the subject I just want you to know That we've been pronouncing it wrong It's true The 'sans' part is actually french So it should sound like "comic /sã/" Mais ne t'inquiètes pas Bold, italic, u̲n̲d̲e̲r̲l̲i̲n̲e̲ If we'd give it a moment, it could shine To ban it would be a measure so drastic How can you hate a font that's so fantastic? Ha, it's time to make an Impact Your favorite Mistral, yes you know I Rockwell I bring it Extra Hot, but this is not Helvetica Get a connection to any letter or number and we'll make it look 20 years younger Whether you've got a tablet, feeling so wild Or if you're more of a Bookman Old Style O! CR A-game We've got the best font in the world and I maintain Girl, you're totally my type, CE But let's avoid those Giddy Up STD's Everybody put your hands in the Arial Get 'em up high, and my Wingdings will carry you In the Futura nation they use what I do You're living in the past, I make these Times New Roaming the streets, painting walls with my Brush Script But there's a font of which I'll never get enough, it's Comic Sans is the best font in the world If you want your designs to look like they're done by little girls Comic Sans, best used in moderation Come on join me, the Comic Sans Nation Comic Sans is the best font in the world If you want your designs to look like they're done by little girls Comic Sans, best used in moderation Come on join me, the Comic Sans Nation Comic Sans, the font that's misunderstood Please don't use it for evil, but use it for good Comic Sans, best used in moderation Come on join me, the Comic Sans Nation