Swave Sevah vs Dizaster

[Dizaster Round 1] I said you think I won't pop a .9? That's exactly what they thought about the little white boy from Columbine Hi Swave I'm from Armenia, it's nice to be meeting ya You think you rhyme nice you all hype like the media Drivebys at night, when I take flight You'll die for a nice price I am Expedia I feel outta place like a white guy in Nigeria But still you get eaten alive like rebels who reside in Liberia I've been doing business with Al-Quaeda inside of Syria You a hypoglycemic, bisexual guy with a slight Bulimia You wanna describe the type of virus that's eating ya? Then open up an encyclopedia, and find the meaning of Spinal Meningitis and if not try Leukemia If that's too nerdy for you... then I might just let the heater buck .45 light the fucking side of your Beamer up Leave you in the driver's seat with your feet all stuck like you were glued to the side with some adhesive stuff You'll get fried like Peking Duck I said the paramedics...paramedics won't even have enough time to clean you up and if your driver (way) gets away and survives I'll find him and beat him up The knife, give you the meanest cut Precise, like slices from Pizza Hut You old, try keeping up Turn the volume on the side of your speaker up Your rhymes are weak as fuck like the last time Method Man and Red Man tried teaming up Your wife is a tweaker slut who cries she doesn't eat enough So why would I feed her nuts like she hasn't been grinding her teeth enough? Let me spit They say don't fuck wit' Swave cause he knows Karate He can exchange blows and go toe to toe with Rocky They said to get rid of him you'll need to hold a shotty I'm thinking "Why?", he's as old as Ghandi I bet one uppercut to your nose will probably Fold your body like in origami and have you on the floor looking like you know Pilates with your arm broken trying to phone somebody I'm the shit, you?, Porter potty I'm the real thing you a photocopy But keep talking shit and being over-cocky then I catch you getting outta your bed to have your morning coffee and put the metal to your head like Oroku Saki I show up to one of your Team Homi after parties acting like I'm happy I wanna have a glass of Bacardi, yeah Then I brandish that package that's strapped across me And blow myself up like a half Iraqi, kamikaze, camel jockey Not even that faggot Iron Man can stop me If I survive the blast I'll still fight you with half my body Still get your ass kicked Probably Will Swave Sevah ever tell you his age? Never I mean sometimes... sometimes it really makes me wonder I think you, hate me cause I'm younger I bet your favourite album ever created was by Aaliyah, age ain't nothing but a number I said I get it you an O.G swave, you G'd up But you too old B, you can't keep up Never had game, boy used to play hide and go seek by the same ol' tree stump Where him and homies used to peep up, and watch Adam and Eve fuck Truth is, you haters You just a bitch with a gun; Tomb Raider I'm a star in the sky, Shoe Maker You areee my shoe maker I creep into your hood, call me your new neighbour He'd expose your true nature like an episode of Room Raiders Speaking of the Raiders I'll stab you in the waist wit' 2 sabres so your family sees your face in the newspaper Chain smoking, my brain floating in space to a place hoping I'll make it to a state where I'm seeing that fucking face broken Saying you can beat me is another reckless accusation I'm an Islamic descended from the prophet Mohammed eating Baklava wrapped in bacon Ay yo that was some shit, did you just see that right there? His homeboy whispered in his ear started giving him tips Motherfucker you'll get ripped Start doing this wit' your face I'm moving the crowd with my motherfucking unibrow They say Dizaster... They say Dizaster you're too loud But don't rhyme about my eyebrows, they're used to provide Osama Bin Laden wit' his hideout I mean, rhyme about eyebrows, you're 35 now Do you know where real rappers careers would be when they're 35? wooowwwww [Dizaster round 2] Y'all ready?.... Nah, nah, Y'all READY?.. Aight Ay, shut the fuck up! Shut up! Shut the fuck up I need y'all, to be very very, very very, very very calm Hold on, Team Homi, vars advice, vavalom Wave my hands like im signalling off to a helicopter And there you have my bars I said he took Sid, with a div vab, in the vid slab vid slab riv vab riv vab And twisting ya vig vack You are such a fucking wack dude I mean if you pronounce the letter V one more time, I'm gonna stab you This motherfucker, are you seriously kidding me You guys over here talking shit trying to throw me off, literally I got some shit to tell you that you probably thought I wouldn't say I know this is crazy but it's not Swave Sevah told me, his lady is a cop So I'ma tell you something, why y'all be thinking he be snitching a lot Cause his bitch is a cop, he kissing 5-0 on the mouth like Vivica Fox I said I always... I said I always wondered how you ended up clearing all your felonies Team Homi shooting at the Police is what he's telling me But on the low, he's creeping with the deputy Kinda brings a new term to the meaning, sleeping with the enemy Your wife is a C.O from Rikers they nicknamed her 'The Pulverizer' You, you broke, so at home she sport, so shes a dough supplier And you old so you sport the diapers I mean you the oldest dude, you the oldest dude to ever own a cypher You were old enough to watch porn and own a lighter when Slick Rick first got known as a story writer You're a senior citizen, slash corny rhymer, so I'm not talking about sports when I say he's a 49er You so old you wrote your rhymes inside an organiser Born in..born in '75 but you can't tell he's an older guy because he uses age defying moisturizer Him and PH graduated from the same class Hold on, hold on, don't make me say it again You probably trying to avenge the death of A-Class like I said, you and PH, graduated from the same class, go to sleep together, wearing matching cucumber face masks Then you turn off the light on the night stand and dip your teeth in the same glass (Shut the fuck up, hey shut the fuck up!) Yo.. I mean why you [?] to battle? Did you sponsor the event? Were you the one that paid the money to fly me out to Pen? No? Then shut the fuck up then! For all the work... For all the work I've effortlessly put in and the direction I've come For the nobodys that I bodied and the many legends I've sonned I should be the one that earns a top tier position in Grand Time if there should ever be one I said your train past you, your time's definitely done My legacy will never fade away just like the memory of Pun I said you a rap artist, whose bars have no connection to funds Have you ever got a check, for a record you've done? Name one battle you've respectfully won You think you clever you dumb Your rap career is technically none you're a walking example of what every battle rapper in here should never ever become After all the work I've put in 17 battles to climb the ladder And that's what you benefit from? Homie at this point I would technically have more respect for a bum Cause at least he has a little bit of dignity when he's begging for crumbs Yeah faggot, yeah, yeah, yeah Your boy DNA never seen a homicide of course The only time you see DNA on file in court Is when someone is suing for child support He wants to talk during my shit I smash one on your head I fuck around and hit you and [?] burning your flesh I'ma kill him then return to the West and put DNA in a box like a paternity test Let the vagina spit no your man is vagina lips It's time to diss any emcee and give him a mental psychiatrist And that was for starters If me and you have the same cellphone then I'll jack your charger Then I'll bail outta.. Then I'll bail outta your driveway and jack your Charger I liked your Cortez but you an apple farmer You're not a battle rapper you're a cabbage gardener So what? So what? And me I'm an Iraqi martyr I'll make your plane crash like Travis Barker then write 'Faggot' on your casket with a magic marker I fucking.. I'll fucking.. If we were in Lebanon I would've chopped your head off and used it to play soccer Open up your frame like Operation game it's time to play doctor Stomp you out in a pair of Dockers Then drop you off in the middle of Yonkers in a t-shirt that says 'I love Okwerdz' [Dizaster 3] Yo Grindtime Rappers I spoke to 90% of them on the phone Y'all got bitch made embedded in your genetic code You'll never be better just let it go Sevah though, you treated me like an older brother dog so I'ma respect you yo Don't talk between my lines so I can let it go I said I treated you like an older brother and I respect you bro' And just in return I'ma let you know Them so called legends in your circle and the friends you know will never give you this opportunity to shine because they always wanna be next in line to get the dough See when you ask for a top tier [?] from a local person they gon' say they're on another level bro' Putting themself above you on a higher pedestal which to you usually exceeds way beyond what they efforts show So in return of them not battling him here That's why he developed slow And y'all gotta fly me out from the west coast just so I can help you grow Who I are I raise the bar and disintegrate the envelope Let's see how your weapon loc when your fucking neck is broke The chopper like a helicopter propeller I'll let the Wesson smoke The doctor will hear nothing but A Capella through the stethoscope Y'all gon' think he's the Incredible Hulk The way the nurses gon' be consecutively checking his pulse I said I grew up listening to Snoop Dogg and 2pac You grew up listening to U-God and [?] I grew up watching Michael Jackson moonwalk You grew up watching Neil Armstrong, MOON WALK! Crusty ass toes No damn socks with his shoes off Faggot ass battle rapper with the same swagger as the grandpa from the Boondocks Probably still got Rapper's Delight jammed inside of his boom box You never blew up back then cause no one gave a fuck about you It ain't Technique it's them other dudes that grew up around you Speaking at Grizzle, you told me a bunch of raw shit On how Cam'ron and Ma$e were just a couple of faggots you used to ball with Sounded kinda jealous, salty and all pissed That's why they put him down on that long list of Harlem's kids that got black balled bitch And you fuck a black bald bitch This faggot is fucking lame He told me a bunch of stories at Grizzle trying to throw dirt on Canibus' name Come on tell me the truth Really? Really? That's not all that? You didn't really tell me that you were gonna hop on him on the one track And got all pissed off cause the motherfucker never called back So he started bitching telling me "I fucked Canibus' sister, I fucked Canibus' sister" I don't give a fuck if you fucked Canibus' sister when you see him you'll probably ask him for a picture Time to expose Swave Sevah's cover As a child they sent you downstairs to borrow sugar from Ma$e Betha's mother I said they all used to chill at that building they called it 'The Stash Spot' [?] was downstairs, flipping that crack rock Back when Head I.C.E was sporting that flat top and if you looked out the window from Cam's spot You could see little T-Rex playing in the sandbox You thought you was just going to punk me and I'ma back off? [?] clap off [?] I'll turn your man into clam sauce Strike like the back of a matchbox You get your whole fucking band shot like you was getting ambushed by Black Ops Bullets flying through the curtain fold your back like a laptop You could pass for a basketball mascot, or a black Sasquatch He was in the living room watching T.V When his Pops hopped outta nowhere and threw a fast block followed by a reverse back drop That's when he started yelling "I'm not in [?] Dad stop, I'm trying to watch Matlock" Fuck that, that was the last straw I don't care how tough you are I wanna shatter your glass jaw Run in your house grab your Mom and start tapping her ass raw Kick your fucking damn dog and beat your cat with a hacksaw I run in the living room and get a handjob from your grandma Then start stabbing your grandpa wit' a retractable hand claw I said, you make me, wanna fucking snap on you I mean what would this faggot do He's strong in a scrap that's cool but if you start talking shit I'ma rapidly start stabbing you like [?] I treat 'em all like little bitches man I fucking smash their face in I'll get rid of your fucking family like my name was Pappy Mason I mean, I don't gotta be a gangster but if the lead be busting You will end up in the Hudson with your family gone like Jennifer Hudson When you talka, sound like Chewbacca You look like a super huge looking [?] fucking looking like NewBorn's father Fuck that shit? Well fuck you too I don't give a fuck that's what's up with dude Fuck around and make me have to snap and smash people I fucking came out here to get rid of your town hero And before I leave best believe I'm building a Mosque on Ground Zero [There's a few blanks in Dizaster's rounds, mostly names, especially one that sounds like Un Casa.. Also I only transcribed dizasters rounds and I couldn't be bothered to do Swaves so please feel free to add his yourself and if anyone can help with the blanks please either let me know or fill them in yourselves as long as they are right, thanks]