Dumbfoundead vs. The Saurus

[Round 1: Dumbfoundead] I feel real comfortable cause Dizaster told me "keep cool" He told me I can blank out at least once and still beat you You see, you might have some rhymes but you don't have the heart This Greek motherfucker needs to drop the mic and grab a harp Thesaurus? That sounds like the ugliest dinosaur in Jurassic Park I already beat the Asian and Latino versions of you ya big loser You can send all the goomba's you want King Koopa Cause I'm the future of the west coast, in L.A. we been mobbin' I'll admit you gave birth to a lot of battle rappers but they'll all have skin problems I know those crutch lines that really hold us back But I'd rather start my rhymes with "goddamn" than "all I know is that" Your face looks like you looked straight up to summer [? for a 100 summer days He let me try on his stunner shades but I had to wipe it off first cause it was hummus glazed Yo, here's the difference between you and me I do shows and get lots of head You do shows with ostrich head Yo, I do tours, get paid and stay at the Sheraton You give tours at the Monterey Bay Aquarium [Round 1: The Saurus] Battling another Asian guy sure is pointless Especially the ones with nerdy voices Who are you? The thirsty koi fish? Are you sure he's poisonous? E looks like a hungry homeless drifter Aye, everybody knows, your sister's leaving bloody nosed and blistered Yo, you're such a nerdy faggot, it's amusing Before the battle with Illusion, he was drinking tea, practicing hadoukens Yo, I want to punch the face of this guy but based on the shape of his eyes We know the policy, "You break it you buy" I'm a rap menace and your dad's tending the cash register Fuck this cat predator, cast member for Last Emperor You were greater in the movies Cause now a days, the only thing that Data from The Goonies is making out Suzuki's Bring me a plate of freaking sushi Which would normally be wrong But I need more to feed upon than your poor Korean mom I woke up to her pleasuring me orally at dawn Opened both my eyes and shouted "Good morning Vietnam!" [Round 2: Dumbfoundead] So I was at the bookstore the other day and I came across a book called "All I Know Is That: The Thesaurus Story" It's sort of boring but it actually had a lot of stuff Like chapter three entitled: Battling For My Father's Love See a lot of y'all might not know this but his dad used to make him battle his siblings He said it was a traumatic experience But it was a way for his dad to entertain himself while his mom was have her period You see, when he would lose a battle his dad would put hot water in a super soaker and his face would get rinsed down Oh my god, your face, it all makes sense now Yo, so if you want to read about the time he had sex with a man or his breast reduction exam You can find the book between Phantom Of The Opera and the Elephant Man Check out all his other books while you're at it Like, "Fun With Forced Multi's" or his earlier classic, "The Younger Nick Nolte" This man loves to read, from romance novels, to horrors to anything that's funny But what you really need to read is Making Songs For Dummies Cause putting together an album shouldn't take this long ya dummy Can we get an EP or at least a single? Clean yourself up, wash your face, release the demo [Round 2: The Saurus] Now last Grind Time I battled Kumar and I kept asking him where Harold is Well I already handled that Iraqi fuck terrorist So who are you? His acupuncture therapist? Yo, I feel like something is wrong But I'm really just confused to meet a Thirsty Fish who's hungry for dog??? Yo, who the fuck did you learn karate from? Connie Chung? I taught you how to donkey punch I copied from Miyagi's son It's sort of freaking obvious This North Korean communist is known for eating wieners more than Kobayashi is You boney fucking chino The Swim Team is getting tired of you rolling up to each show in floaties and a Speedo He's disgracing y'all Blowdians So tell this skinny dork to go back making shitty [?] Mongorians If you ain't nailing a railroad, you're playing yourself bro And I don't mean he's afraid when I say that he's yellow Here's an antenna , tape and some Velcro Go make me a cell phone then do my fucking HTML code [Verse 3: Dumbfoundead] You're like a creature from Evil Dead that just won't die I think everyone here can that his voice sounds like it's on lo-fi But his man is a legend ya know why? Cause he once scored four touchdowns in one game at Polk High Yo, before watching your clips there should be a disclaimer to warn us Cause people watch your videos to feel the opposite of what porn does I bet your keyboard is covered in Corn Nuts and you actually train for battles wearing warm ups Chanting, "I'm the king of the Freshcoast" while jogging and drinking egg yolks You see, somebody should've given me someone more challenging I mean at this point The Saurus battling is relevant now as The Source magazine You're a talkative jerk and your face looks constantly hurt Hand me over your crown but wipe the grease off of it first If I look at your face and connect the different dots It'll spell out the phrase "My chicken pox itched a lot, you missed a spot" Two time Scribble winner, two time world rap championships And now two time loser to Los Angeles bitch [Round 3: The Saurus] I got golden state pride You a hoe from Shanghai Thanks to you I found a new meaning for lower case i's (eyes) You wouldn't be a heavyweight if we were both the same size And you roll with the only dang kind of gangs that don't create crime But before this helpless mark, the world had never dealt with SARS I'm not dyslexic, it's just hella hard to tell apart your L's and R's I run this game, I put myself in charge Yo, every time this guy plays soccer he gets the yellow card What the fuck you spitting a verse for? This ain't considered a turf war Cause no one's threatened by a mixture of dirt poor, hipster and nerdcore Yo, I don't want to hear you ever again I'd rather pay for Chinese lessons from Jin than a record from him You should just become a Kamikaze pilot bomber Cause you're too bitch to become samurai and die with honor This Fish just got devoured For more on this story, let's go live to Asian correspondent Tricia Takanawa {​​The Saurus wins, but he and Dumbfoundead decide to do an overtime round just for fun...}​​ [Round 4: The Saurus] Yo fuck the battle, I want to be swerving at the party His name is Jinathan but how come every person in the Army refers to you as "Charlie" Yo, I don't gotta prove I'm fucking savage And if you don't see eye to eye with me that's because I got a two to one advantage This faggot looks like Tantrum lost his discipline And you're not a citizen Yo, honestly I'm glad I'm not a fisherman Cause she's considered to be the biggest bitch in the sea I'm not Asian but we were raised similarly Yo, see, I drove here in an Acura...wearing Nikes And the chance that he made both of those is very likely Yo, my favorite movie is Oldboy but this muhfucka starred in it I took my lady out for Sake bombs this muhfucka bar tended But one large difference This Tibetan dude is trash And back when I was making friends in school he couldn't execute the task Unless there was a test we need an extra boost to pass Cause people just assume that you were better doing math so they sat next to you in class [Round 4: Dumbfoundead] Yo, here we are at overtime By now there should've been a Thesaurus Behind The Music, but there's no music to go behind Yo, I think by now it's safe to say you won't be signed To understand his relationship with Illmac' you need to have an open mind But enough with the jokes Peter I got something for the kids Peter picked his pimples 'til his pores were pouring puss Pimples packed with pressure get Proactive or they'll bust Peter played a lot of poker with Portland pal 'Til poor Peter paid a prostitute and lost a couple thou' So you have pimps, puss and prostitutes so here's the moral now Though Peter isn't perfect it's important to be proud Yo, they say the camera adds ten pounds to most battle MC's Well you look big as fuck on camera, what kind of cameras are these? High definition? You go to the gym and get tired after five repetitions And spend the rest of the time checking out other guy's thigh definition This fag is enormous, wait I don't want to say that word What's another word for "fag" someone grab a Thesaurus