A Rational Response

[Verse 1] I'm like the Atheist spokesman That why I come under fire and pressure attacks like Rex Grossman Yea this game is intense I been sayin' it since agnostic people been playin' the fence They keep sayin' its the same in a sense That evolution requires faith, that universe just came to exist First of all, microevolution been proven In the same way that sound waves let you listen to music And macroevolution is the system of change At or above the level of the species inflicted with change That's microevolution on a grand scale we can't even word Because our life span's too short to observe "But carbon dating is flawed! Its half life is 5730 years, and that supports our cause" Now that'd be great if we used it to date But since we don't then I'm gonna question that argument's weight We use potassium argon to date to date the globe Not carbon 12 or carbon 14 not none of those So before you attack Grey go get ya facts straight Because in the facts race, your god comes into last place [Chorus] Belief in gods, we can fix that Irrational thoughts, we can dispatch It may be hard but we'll get back In the position just to end that [Verse 2] To battle me you need to reason clearly Now I'm not sayin' fear me But at least be versed in punctuated equilibrium theory Grand unified fields, quantum mechanics and dark planets With logic that's sharper than a blade of d'Artagnan's To destroy arguments of creationists who can't stand it Then they try and hit me with the wager Who? Pascal's wager. Who? Pascal's wager Now that's a fool's bet And against the intelligent it's used less Really? You bet This ain't nothing new, they use it on kids But for those who don't know it goes a little like this "Wouldn't you rather believe in god and be wrong Than to not believe in god and be wrong If you believe in god and your wrong you've lost nothing But if you don't believe and you're wrong it's all suffering" The problem is you can try it on anything Switch the gods around and apply it to anything The Flyin Spaghetti Monster, Zeus, Amun, Ra Krishna, Odin, Baal and Allah Which one of 'ems our God? None of 'em, all false And blame it on the atheists, its always our fault Except it never is So don't get mad at us we just showin' ya'll the evidence [Chorus] Belief in gods, we can fix that Irrational thoughts, we can dispatch It may be hard but we'll get back In the position just to end that [Outro] Grand Unified Theory Rational Response Squad I'm gonna make the fundies hate me They gon' need a new reason to shut down rap But they won't shut down rap that degrades women though, huh They won't shut down rap that talks about sellin crack though, huh Hypocrites... It's all good...