Celebrity Roast

[Goretex] Britney gets injections in her cheeks, I'm like Woody Harrelson Pounds of trees, Celebrity roast, I'm like Howie on speed Ashley Judd our caps thick Christina Aguilera's a hater, it's cool - she only suck black dick Levay got Jane beheaded, Son of Sam loves Zeppelin Manson ran with the Beach Boys, brought his heaters and medicine Pete Townsend: internet pedophile and queer Micheal's been buggin', fuckin' these boys for twenty-two years Givin' 'em wine, so get away with blood and tango OJ's still up in clubs lookin' for blondes to strangle John Candy: poisioned, Andy Gibb was infected Marilyn weighed a buck seventy, Dahmer's fridge was protected Bobby turnin' Whitney out, Janet's titty was flooded Lil' Kim is a disease, Keanu Reeves' got a husband Walk through walls like David Blaine, I'm ballin' in Maryland Like Macy Grey at the Grammy's, come out zapped on heroin [Hook: repeat 2X] Celebrity roast, everybody gets it, everybody knows You could be the next contestant, keep you on your fuckin toes You're still a slut, bitch I'll rip you out your fuckin' clothes You act as a faggot, when the camera's on you play the role [Goretex] Your wife's eager to take DP's like Catherine Zeta Avril Lavigne loves beads, Missy pisses on beaver Runnin' a train in Nicole Ritchie, she's lovin' the needle A junkie fuck like Yasmin Bleeth and a cunt that's lethal Misogynist tapes with a killer grimace like Robert Blake Mariah slit her wrist cause half her face got hit with a rake Angelina Jolie is sucking off her brother and father I need sluts thats tough with fat asses like Jennifer Garner Bendin' her over, coat her with the dips and K I got a smelly cage with the wife of Nick Lachey Smashin' up whips like Billy Joel destroying the document Takin' acid like Kennedy, black masks with protestants (backwards) Melissa Force sucking me off, Chris Farley ate enough coke With hookers on dope to choke a fuckin' horse Carmen Electra takes fourteen, no problem I'm on top, we cruisin Hollywood, I got 'em [Hook]