Soap Bar

[Verse 1] Burned a new hole in my tracksuit today Smoking Soap Bar without an ashtray Red-hot nylon dripping on my skin I ripped the fucker off, and threw it in the bin Soap Bar’s cheap, and so’s my clothes They’ve got to be cause of all the fucking holes It tastes like shit and it makes you cough And it’s the fucking rubber in it that gets you off [Verse 2] Yeah, I smoke Soap Bar with lots of bits of plastic I leaves mine in it cause it tastes fantastic Skunk costs too much, I can’t see the appeal Of smoking Port Rocky, Soap Bar or Gold Seal Smoke Rocky in a bong, bucket or hot-knives Bake it in a cake for your Mam as a surprise I smokes Green, and it’s gone in an instant But Soap Bar lasts, cause it’s fucking consistent [Hook] Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky I’ll smoke Soap Bar ‘till I fucking die Before I die and they lay me to rest I will always smoke Soap Bar, that’s the best [Verse 3] Last night I went out driving in my car I sparked up a fat spliff of fucking Soap Bar A Blim-burn burned right down to my dick And while I was distracted, I fucking crashed into a Brick wall, the car was fucking battered The bonnet flipped up and the windscreen shattered You’re better off smoking The Green instead Cause it don’t Blim-Burn and it’s better for your head [Verse 4] Soap Bar! Sitting in a deep sweat Thinking! I’ve got to get some Rocky for the Weekend! The sight of Draw excites me Stick it in a bong, light it up and chug a fucking Whitey! Burning holes in my tracky This shit always happens when I’m smoking fucking Rocky You’ve heard it on the news; you’ve seen it on the telly Had up for moving Soap Bar down fucking Liz Werry “I do it like a little cause light the fucking thing as always” I used to smoke Skunky but it was far too smelly, man! [Hook] [Verse 5] Most Soap Bar comes from fucking Holland They make it out of oil, and tires and pollen Diesel, Miramar, Flat-Press too; These are types of Soap Bar available to you These little bits of plastic you find inside; You can use those as a quality guide Of the standard of Soap Bar that you are smoking The more bits of plastic means the better the toking [Verse 6] Eat a Hash-cake but wait a while It’ll take about an hour, ain’t draw versatile? You can burn it, eat it, or smoke it in a spliff Space shakes, Draw gateau’s, you knows it Delia Smith Lying in your bed dropping blimps on your pubes Selling Draw to your mates but it’s really Oxo cubes When you’re cooking up draw, be quick don’t lick it Cause it’s really fucking hot and it’ll burn your fingers [Verse 7] This bloke said to me; “You haven’t got a clue About the damage that Soap Bar can do to you” I tried to see things from his point of view But I couldn’t fit my head up his asshole too The bloke was wrong, I knows my stuff I knows if I smoke it, I’m gonna feel rough My lungs are fucked and my throat is raw Cause the thing about Soap Bar; it’s fucking hardcore [Hook] [Outro] Well anyway I think it’s better myself to lean forwards When smoking Soap Bar, because you are less likely to Blim-Burn You know what I mean? Innit, check it out man! I got some quality fucking Gold-Seal for you, innit? Shape up all those little bits of plastic what you find inside, right And then fucking stick them in a teapot Makes a lovely cup of tea, that does What I do, stick a fag in the microwave, right You toke it up, you sticks the Draw on top And you rams it in a bong and you rams the bong in your fucking head Yeah that’s like my fucking lungs feel like They’re fucking collapsing sometimes from the Soap Bar like You know?