Half Man Half Machine

[Verse 1] Binatone Spectrum, Pacman, Commodore ZX-81, donkey kong, fucking high score Push it to the limit, couldn't push it any more Wanna be a fucking robot after smoking loads of draw Bought a speak and spell, stuck it to my chest And wraps some fucking tin foil to my head and to my vest Walking down the street, my next door neighbours not impressed I'm a robot and buying ten fags is my quest [Verse 2] Eggsie's gone too far, he thinks he's robocop He's covered in tinfoil and he's got matching metal socks We tried to sedate him but he fucking escaped The man robot myth starts to escalate He tries to sell himself standing in Curry's But if the police turn up, he runs in a fucking hurry He tries to plug himself in the mains with his nob And when he's fully recharged he goes out on the rob [Hook] Half man, half machine What does it mean? What does it mean? Half man, half machine What does it mean? What does it mean? [Verse 3] Being a robot in my digital domain Enter my world, feel my pain I'm not like other people you might see or you might know I made love to a BBC micro Touching on the disk drive, the monitor got hot I knew from then, I was a motherfucking robot Bill Gates from Microsoft Stephen Hawking's voice and fucking Lara Croft I built a lab, secret in my loft And built a special costume that would help me to jack off I sat there in front of the screen For many years, this had been my wet dream Now I've reached it, I'm finally there Like terminator being filmed in Aberdare So alone, when people stop and stare Like C3PO but with pubes and hair Robot Love Robot Robotic Breakdancing Robot [Verse 4] The doctors found a nut They said he was an headcase 'Cos he sticks silver and cans on his face Sucking off antennas and trying to fuck the fridge And burnt his pubic wig, with the high voltage I am a robot My prime directive is to's go to's the shops And buy's ten fags Do's you's compute? [Verse 5] He wants to buy ten fags, his destination is the shop A tinfoil suit and a hat like Robocop If your ask him then he'll do a body-pop Like terminator, yeah he just won't stop Put electical cable down through the eye of his cock Plugged it in the wall and gave himself a big shock The reason that he did it wasn't to give himself pain Watching Terminator over again and again Fuck man, get him, fucking restrain him man Get him fucking, fucking get him down man Inject him man, get him down He's fucking nuts spa and he's losing it Help me man, just get him fucking.... [Hook] x 3