Billy Webb's Lament

Eggsy: Alright tonight we got top entertainer Tim West Country a.k.a Billy Webb! Bill son, what's been going on in town centre tonight? Billy: Well loadsa you been havin' loadsa booze, but mainly, You haven't been fuckin' having loadsa booze might you wanna *slur* have Eggsy: WHat other things have you been up to tonight? Have you been disco dancing in the rave scene of Zaaaanzibars? Billy: No. Dink. Right? Fucking fuck off. Drink. Drink. Fucking Drink. Right? Drink? That's what I'm about like! Yeah I've had loads! Eggsy: Is it mainly drink? Billy: Yeah fuck' (?) yeava listen, fuckin' drink you'll piss your 'art into the ground (?) Drink, as fuck "Billy, your mother's here!" Billy: YEAAAH?! (My mother's always here!) Yeah. Drink. fukin' drink Eggsy: Fuckin' youknowsit Bill!