Popular

[RACHEL] Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I And let's face it, who isn't less fortunate than I? My tender heart tends to start to bleed And when someone needs a makeover I simply have to take over I know, I know exactly what they need And even in your case Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed Follow my lead And yes, indeed You will be [KURT & RACHEL] Popular You're gonna be popular I'll teach you the proper poise when you talk to boys Little ways to flirt and flounce (Rachel: Ooh) [KURT] I'll show you what shoes to wear [RACHEL] How to fix your hair [KURT & RACHEL] Everything that really counts to be popular I'll help you be popular [RACHEL] You'll hang with the right cohorts [KURT] You'll be good at sports [RACHEL] Know the slang you've got to know [KURT & RACHEL] So let's start Cause you've got an awfully long way to go [RACHEL (& KURT)] Don't be offended by my frank analysis (Think of it as personality dialysis) Now that I've chosen to become a pal, a sister and adviser [KURT] There's nobody wiser [RACHEL] Not when it comes to [KURT] Popular I know about popular And with an assist from me To be who you'll be [KURT & RACHEL] Instead of dreary who you were [KURT] Well are [KURT & RACHEL, (KURT)] There's nothing that can stop you From becoming popular (-Lar) La la, la la We're gonna make you popular [RACHEL] When I see depressing creatures With unprepossessing features [KURT] I remind them on their own behalf [KURT & RACHEL] To think of Celebrated heads of state Or specially great communicators Did they have brains or knowledge? [RACHEL] Don't make me laugh Haha They were popular [KURT] Please [KURT & RACHEL, (RACHEL)] It's all about popular It's not about aptitude It's the way you're viewed So it's very shrewd to be Very, very popular Like me (Hihihi) [RACHEL] Why? Miss Elphaba Look at you You're beautiful [KURT] I-I have to go [RACHEL] You're welcome And though you protest Your disinterest [KURT & RACHEL, (RACHEL)] I know clandestinely You're gonna grin and bear it Your new found popularity (Ah) La la la la You'll be popular Just not quite as popular as me